Let's Kill Grandpa This Christmas

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Genre: Comedy
Year:
2016
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In the jewelry box.

- Yeah, yeah, sorry.

Well, I'm sure it'll turn up.

Are you packed and ready

to go to Grandpa's?

- Well, did you get the bonus?

- Honey, you're gonna be mad.

What?

- I, well, they said, Jerry

said there was supposed to be

a guy in the office from payroll today,

but he didn't show up.

- Okay, I wanna talk to your boss.

Because if you're not gonna

be man enough to handle this,

then I will handle it.

I wanna talk to Teddy.

- He's not here, Leigh,

it's Christmas Eve.

No one's here.

- We are late on the mortgage, Carl.

You told me that they promised you

the Christmas bonus today.

Seriously?

- Leigh! Leigh!

- You the guy from Craigslist?

- Why are you wearing a mask?

- Why are you wearing a mask?

- Just trying to be discreet

on the off chance that we know each other.

- All right, small world.

You got the ring?

Ah, yeah, look at that.

My mamacita's gonna melt my butter

when she sees this sparkling baby.

- You never said why

you're wearing a mask.

- Yeah, because I'm

here to fucking rob you.

- No, no, no, no!

- Give me the money.

- Give me the money!

- It's Christmas!

- No, no, no!

- Merry Christmas.

- Oh my God, oh my God.

F*ck. F*ck.

On the fifth day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Five gold rings

Four calling birds, three French hens

Two turtle doves

And a partridge in a pear tree

On the 11th day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

- Okay, enough.

- Enough, thank you.

What's that smell?

And a partridge in a pear tree.

Doesn't look

like Grandpa's home.

Are you sure he's here?

No, no, no, he said

he had a doctor's appointment.

She's gonna leave the door open.

- Look at these architectural details.

This woodwork is phenomenal.

- Well, there's water

damage in both bathrooms.

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