Lesbian Vampire Killers Page #3
- Year:
- 2009
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[Coughing, groaning]
[Flatulence, coughs]
Can't we take a little rest?
I'm getting a stitch.
We've only been walking
for three minutes.
Yeah, but you're not walking.
You're virtually running.
It's like you're in a mood with me.
- I can't imagine why. Can you?
- You're getting a real attitude.
- Oh, f*** off.
- No, you f*** off.
I've dragged my arse
to some leafy sh*t-hole
I can't even pronounce, for you,
and look how ungrateful you're being.
Ungrateful? You stamped on my phone
whilst Judy was trying to make up.
What? Like the last seven times?
You're a mental case holding out
for that serial dumper
to have you back for the... drum roll,
please... eighth f***ing time.
That's why we're here
rather than somewhere
in so much as a polite conversation.
- Will there? Balls.
- [Door shuts]
- [Women laughing]
[ Wolfmother:
Woman]Woman
You know you
Woman
You got to be a
Woman
I've got the feeling of love
When you're talking to me
I've got the feeling of love
She's a woman, you know what I mean
You better listen, listen to me
She's gonna set you free
Oh, oh, yeah
- What are the chances?
- [Women laughing]
Come on, Jim.
They came from there.
- Yeah. So?
- "So"?
Are you some kind of eunuch
or something?
Not bad enough that woman's robbed you
of brains, but testicles and all.
I'm sorry.
I'm claiming your testicles back.
No... Not that I literally
want your test...
That's just sick. Look.
They're just the beginning.
These small, rural places
are renowned for breeding
the crme de la crme of the
female form. It's the fresh air.
They go a bundle for city boys like
you and me. Impressive we are, mate.
I guarantee this place will be
wall to wall with rosy-cheeked
English country maidens,
like that lot, but even dirtier.
[Objects clatter]
- [Sheep bleats]
- [Up-tempo music plays]
It's like some sort of medieval gay bar.
Don't sweat it.
The womenfolk are all off
braiding their hair
in some kind of naked fertility
ceremony or something.
That village green will be full
of heaving tits by sundown.
- These guys look weird.
- [Whispering] Just relax.
They're just blokes, like you and I.
They like a beer,
enjoy a scented candle.
They're my kind of people.
I can relate. Stick with me.
Good morrow.
Two flagons of ale, please, sir.
There you go.
Compliments of the house, lads.
Thank you.
[Sheep bleats]
Keep it together, mate.
Keep it together.
I'm just a bit worried
I'm going to get raped.
So how many more, Tom?
How many more?
Don't you be all high and mighty
with me, vicar.
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