Les Tuche & la caméra Page #2

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Did you see how big it is? It must cost a fortune in fuel.

Take off your hat.

Thank you. It's a pleasure.

They're all yours, sir.

As we...

have...

we ought to get some sleep.

I'm sorry, sir, but the hotel is full.

Make a reservation first next time.

I know an guest house in Menton.

It's filled with rooms.

We're not in the high season.

See you then.

Wait here for me.

With 100 million in our pocket...

you can have fun with your banker.

Listen, do not insist.

We are overwhelmed.

In Menton, Le Crdit Agricole...

would be happy...

And they will accept my check?

Oh, f***ing whore.

Oh, f***ing hell.

Monsieur...

Tuche.

I should have greeted you on your arrival. I'm sorry.

Welcome to the Bank of Zurich.

Pray be seated. Have a cigar.

Anything you want. It's yours.

I'll take that.

Since I don't smoke...

Of course, Monsieur Tuche.

~ Can I keep it?

~ It's yours.

So where we will place it,...

~ the money?

~ In a chest.

Yes, of course.

Given that this is the first payment,...

the costs of the operation are imposed.

So, happy?

Oh, yeah!

There are some documents to sign.

My whole family's waiting for me.

At L'htel Royal? Very well.

I do not know. The boss, or the janitor, will not...

give us...

a room.

They should stop...

giving you a rough time.

I'll fix it.

This is Mr. Speck.

~ The director.

~ Speck.

Spick.

Spuck.

Spock.

Yes. Mr. Speck. I'm with a Mr. Tuche, who wants a room.

Yes, all guaranteed. You'll arrange that for me?

A room...a suite?

Whatever...there are seven of us, including Teubi.

There are seven of them, including Teubi.

The grandest suite. 36,000 euros.

We didn't want to buy it.

Come, come.

Don't push.

The suite of Alain Delon.

Wait, we don't want to disturb him...

But he's not here.

Oh, OK.

Excuse me.

What a bitchin' hotel!

You are right, sir. You are at home.

I'll allow myself to offer you...

a glass of Champagne?

Hey, Mom, there's no Tahiti shower gel!

Come in.

Your Tahiti shower gel with flowers of passion.

Thanks.

You've saved my life.

You're in luck.

I couldn't find the Genie without rubbing, so I took the Chanel.

Your feet don't smell.

Madame, we offer room service to do that.

Because of our small machine. Please help me.

We left quickly...

and didn't take much.

We need clean pants.

I prepared a list of clothes to buy.

20 euros for a T-shirt, it must be the brand? It's expensive.

Madame, this is not a sales catalog,...

but the laundry.

~ Hotel bastards.

~ Yeah.

It fell into my coffee.

~ Is that normal?

~ No, sir.

Monaco is full of change.

That night, nobody slept.

We were all afraid it was a dream.

We did not want to wake up back in Bouzolles.

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