Les Aventures de Rabbi Jacob (The Mad Adventures of Rabbi Jacob) Page #2

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- Who are you?|- Victor Pivert.

Pivert. It means woodpecker.

- I'm listening.|- I have had an accident with my car.

I sought for help...

...and ended up with a some black|men with that brown head.

- Where are you now?|- In the office of the factory.

- Remain where you are. We'll come directly.|- Very nice of you.

Have you seen those black men?

Yes, especially that fat one with his curly|hair, his false eyes and his sun glasses.

A real assassin.

Let them kill each other.|But not in our country.

- Where are they?|- There.

I have him.

- He has escaped.|- I could not help it, Colonel.

Victor Pivert. Black Citron D,|licence plate 438ZA75.

- Up at the river.|- Are you coming along?

No, he dismissed me.|His is on his own.

There he is.

- What are you doing here?|- Shut your mouth and sit quietly.

I'll return to my country|and you must help me.

Victor Pivert, he has shot down|two men.

Yes, a car on a boat.|Put out a search for him.

The latest news:

The kidnapped resistance leader Slimane|remains disappeared.

he hasn't contacted|the rebels in his fatherland.

Lets me call the police. They will catch|Fars and you can return to your country.

The police will hand me over|to our government and its assassins.

- Fars?|- Colonel Fars.

- Everyone is against you?|- No, the people stand behind me.

- They cannot be lied to anymore!|- Yes, they can!

In my factory I lie the entire day.|The people love it there.

I'll end the disorder.

When I return,|I'll be Prime Minister.

Prime Minister? Finally I can shake|the revolver of a Prime Minister.

And oil...

No more petrol. I must stop.

Where is he?|Where can he be?

- What happens today?|- My daughter is getting married.

I only help you as favour.|Open your mouth and keep quiet.

Yes, we have requested a conversation|with Piverts car.

Ms, I have contact with Mr.

Keep it shut.|I am back in two minutes.

- Do not answer.|- It is my wife.

If I don't answer,|she will track me down.

If I suspect the least...

- Is that you, Germaine?|- It's been 11 hours.

I have waited since yesterday.|Where were you last night?

Say that you will leave for|the weekend with a woman.

- Do you get it?|- No.

- I'll elope with a woman.|- A woman? You are crazy.

- Yes, I am crazy with her.|- What does she have that I don't?

She has large hairy hands,|large feet...

...that, and a large moustache.

- I hope that she believes you.|- I like her...

...because she doesn't rub herself|with all kinds of lotion...

...and wears no clamp bra.|She sings when she massages my back.

She finds me clever|and thinks that I am 1.80 meter.

- What's her name?|- What's her name?

Invent a name.

- Thrse Leduc.|- She is 65.

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