Leprechaun Page #3

Oh, you couldn't

damage what's in here.

- The O'Gradys collected a lot of junk.

- The O'Gradys?

Yeah, Dan O'Grady.

He used to own this place.

He was really a weird,

strange guy, you know?

Oh. You mean, weird and strange

like guys who drive dented pick-up

trucks and paint houses for a living?

Hey, let's see what

he's got in this thing.

Yeah.

Well, that is, of course,

unless you're scared.

Scared? Me?

Give me a crowbar.

I'll bust it open myself.

Got a hammer.

Fine. Hammer is good. Hammer.

That sounds like Ozzie.

Oh, no!

As fashion statements go,

blue is not your best color.

Alex, I asked you to

hold that ladder steady.

Now look what happened!

I'm not even gonna ask

what happened, really.

There's a bathroom off

the kitchen in there.

At least, it looked a

little like a bathroom.

I don't even like blue.

Twinkle, twinkle

Little star

- How I wonder

- Hello?

What you are

Up above the world so high

- Who's in there?

- Like a diamond in the sky

Twinkle, twinkle, little star

How I wonder what you are

Hello?

Hello?

Wow. What neat junk.

Please let me out. Please.

Why won't you let me

out of this crate?

How did you get in there?

Please, let me out.

Please, I don't like it in here.

Please.

Hello?

Hello?

I'm back.

Hey, tubby, you got a light

for an old leprechaun's pipe?

I'm starved.

Haven't eaten in ten years.

What... What are you?

What do I look like, me lad?

See the hat? The buckles on me shoes?

Why, I'm a leprechaun.

A shoemaker by trade.

And speaking of shoes,

yours could use a shine.

But first...

have you seen a crock

of gold lying around?

Tell me, or I'll bite your ear off,

and I'll make a boot out of it.

You only got away 'cause

me powers are weak.

I need me gold!

There's a leprechaun in the basement!

Oh, there's a leprechaun

in the basement!

- Hold on. Slow down.

- He come right up out of a box.

He had these long really

scary fingers, and...

He wasn't nice like Lucky Charms or

anything, and then he ate a bug!

A leprechaun?

Can we inject a little bit

of reality in here, please?

I saw him! I really did see him!

He even tried to polish my shoes!

- So, then, where's your pot of gold?

- That's what he said he wanted.

- He said he wanted his pot of gold.

- All right.

Where you going?

Well, if it'll make you

feel any better, Ozzie,

we'll all go down in the

basement and check it out.

Don't go in there, don't go

in there, don't go in there!

Hey. Okay? Just in case.

I better go with you.

Just in case.

Nathan? Nathan?

I don't think that stick's

gonna be big enough.

Well, wait. Wait for me.

I'm coming, just in case.

Geez, Ozzie, you really

busted up this crate.

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