Lego Star Wars: The Yoda Chronicles - The Phantom Clone Page #2

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Ian?

Both [in unison]:

It is you.

[both laugh]

[groans]

Long story.

[]

Vader:

Yes. Firsties!

Next stop, the dune sea.

Unh!

Excuse me.

You just watch yourself.

We're wanted men.

I have the-- aah!

Oh, great. Now everybody

has a light saber?

The force tells me we'll find

a vehicle if we go this way.

Excuse me.

Don't hurt us! Please! Oh!

We'll be good!

Hm. What an odd fellow.

Happy birthday, chi chi.

Me's a one proud papa-san.

[creature growls]

[band playing "cantina theme"]

[chattering indistinctly]

[creature growls]

Attention, scum.

[music stops]

I am darth vader, and--

[alarm blaring]

hey, you have to wait outside.

What?

We don't serve droids here.

[alarm stops]

I am not a droid.

Oh! On second thought,

all droids are welcome.

Droid:

Hooray! The ban is repealed!

[droids beeping]

[band playing "cantina theme"]

Now, who would like

to loan me a vehicle?

I'll be happy to,

mr. Non-droid, sir.

Droid:

Hurry, hurry. They are

letting us in now.

The force will guide me

to the right vehicle.

I can feel it.

I can smell it.

And by "it," I mean everything.

Master luke,

I really don't know why

You had to bring us back

to this wretched hive of scum.

Hello there. Heh.

Ew!

Uhh. Nice to meet you too.

See anything you like?

No.

No.

Yes.

I want that pod racer.

And I want a nose job.

Gonna to cost you.

There aren't any pockets

in this outfit.

Heh. No money, no pod.

Bye-bye.

Oh, I don't think so.

You will do as I say.

Heh, heh.

What's with you jedi?

Your stupid mind tricks

don't work on me.

Oh, yeah? Well, guess what.

She's a jedi too.

I'm not a jedi.

But he doesn't know that.

Play along.

You will do as we say.

Do as we say.

Heh. Yeah, I don't think so.

Both:

You will do as we say.

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Huh.

I will do as you say.

And I will too. I am at your

complete command, o great one.

Threepio?

Droids can't get

mind tricked...Can they?

I am most faithfully

at your service, sir.

Here to do anything you wish,

anything at all.

Well, you can calm down,

for starters.

Of course. If you want me

to be calm, then I will be calm.

I'm doing it now.

Oh, boy.

The pod is yours.

Name your price.

Do you see how calm I am?

Do you?

Yes. Thank you.

You will loan me the pod.

I will loan you the pod.

And you can take my droid

as collateral.

I will take your droid

as collateral.

You okay with that?

Okay?

I'm ecstatic.

I am going to be collateral.

We'll be back, threepio.

I know you will.

Heh, heh.

My friend,

I'm gonna put you to work.

I can't wait. Oh, working

in your employ will be such fun.

It is fun.

Whee!

Uh, it's a little sluggish

in second gear,

But you just have

to ride that out.

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