Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs. Bizarro League Page #2

do everything around here?

Let me show you how a real hero does it.

Say hello to my little friend

who's really big, and it's me.

Wow, look, Superman...

...Guy Gardner finally made something

as big as his ego.

(GRUNTING)

Say hello to the agony of the feet.

(GROANING)

(SHOUTING)

Ow.

Flash to Batman,

I'm hot on the trail of Captain Cold.

Get it? Hot, cold, huh?

I don't like tailgaters.

Hmm.

(GRUNTS)

(SCREAMING)

All right.

Cool off in the icebox.

(GRUNTING)

(QUACKING THEN GASPS)

- Ha-ha-ha.

- My favorite time of year: Duck season.

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTS)

Green Arrow to Batman.

This Penguin is poached.

Plastic Man versus Deathstroke?

That's a stretch.

(SHOUTS)

Whoo! That was close. Aah!

(PLASTIC MAN SHOUTING)

(CHUCKLES)

- Aah!

- Oh.

(GRUNTING)

Plas to Batman,

I've got mine all wrapped up. Hee-haw!

Wrapping things up here too.

Superman to Batman.

How's it going with that big gorilla?

- Need any help?

- I don't need any help from you.

BOY #1:
Look, a monkey.

(GRODD CHUCKLES THEN CHILDREN SHOUTING)

(GASPS)

(CHUCKLING AND CHEERING)

(LAUGHING)

(GASPS)

(SCREAMING)

(GRODD GRUNTING AND WHIMPERING)

(GRODD GRUNTING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(CHEERING STOPS)

Thanks, Batman.

Hey, now, great takedown.

But, you know, maybe next time, instead

of using children to stop supervillains...

...feel free to call on your friends.

I keep my friends close

and my enemies closer.

I hope not much closer than this.

Hey, you're not implying that...

(SINGING) We caught Gorilla Groddy

And now we're gonna party

Villains going to prison

'Cause the Justice League is winning

Booyah, yeah

(BOYS LAUGHING THEN CYBORG WHOOPS)

Great work out there, everyone.

Especially our two new recruits:

Cyborg and Guy.

The Man of Steel just said I did great.

Fist bump.

I don't fist bump.

Just glad I was there

to save Wonder Woman.

Was that before or after Giganta

laid you down for a nap, rookie?

- Hmm.

- Whoa.

When we join forces, no evil can match us.

That's why we formed the Justice League.

Together we fight for the liberties

of all living creatures, great and small.

BATMAN:
I joined the league to keep an eye

on the most powerful being on Earth.

The hearts and minds of man

are no mystery to me.

But an alien Superman....

Good thing I have my "just in case" box

of kryptonite.

(SUPERMAN GASPS)

I'm okay.

Not sure what came over me there.

Must've eaten some bad buffalo wings.

Now, where was I? Oh, yes, yes.

Next order of business.

Flash is bored, again.

Any ideas on some new activities

to keep him busy?

- Archery.

- Ice sculpture.

North American duck calls?

- Ha, ha.

- Huh?

(DUCK CALLING)

(QUACKING)

Okay, what now? Ooh. Snack time.

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