Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: The Flash Page #3

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(SLURPS) Blimey, good shake.

Attention Metropolis Board of Tourism,

I'm bored with your tourism.

Where's the whimsy? Where's the fun?

Well, I'm gonna give it to ya

with my fun cannon.

(CACKLING)

At last, my greatest foe plays

his final card.

And it's up to me alone to stop him.

This could be our endgame.

The last battle in a long...

Impressive. His weapon

charged so quickly.

He's going for the trigger. No time.

Have to strike now. Go!

(EXCLAIMS)

JOKER:
Batsy.

How I've missed you in Gotham City.

You're always off to play

with your Super Friends now.

So I came all the way to Metropolis

to join the fun.

Fun's over, Joker. I foiled your plan.

What?

Oh.

You thought your batarang

defeated my fun cannon?

(LAUGHS)

Wait. Then what's that button for?

This button?

It turns on the air conditioner.

This button fires my fun cannon!

(LAUGHS)

(GASPS) No!

Too slow, Batsy.

(JOKER CACKLES)

This does not look good.

You're right.

It looks hilarious!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Thank you, thank you.

I'll be here all week.

In fact, I think I'll stay here forever!

Now, if I just add this atom

onto this molecule,

it should make the gas inert.

Eureka! I've discovered the cure.

Now, to synthesize a vaccine.

Ta-da!

I said...

(WEAKLY) Ta-da.

(GROWLING)

Batclown! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Well... My work is done here.

(JOKER CACKLING)

Huh?

- Sorry I'm late.

- WOMAN:
He took down the Joker!

- Thank you.

- Flash is the best.

What?

FLASH:
Thank you. Thank you!

It's all in a day's work.

Whoa! What happened to you?

This is what happens when you're late.

I know. I am so sorry.

I had my League Alert on vibrate

and then a really busy morning

with Captain Cold and Captain Boomerang,

but hey, the Joker is captured

and everyone seems no worse for wear.

- Well, mostly.

- And the Daily Planet?

What? Pfft.

Extreme building makeover

in three, two, one!

FLASH:
Ta-da!

- Hooray!

- Flash is the best!

Super speed fixes everything

just like new.

You want me to fix you up, too, Batman?

Not everything can be fixed with speed.

Flash, what Batman is trying to say

is that we're your friends.

That's not what I said.

And we want you to be

the best hero you can be.

Sometimes that means slowing down.

Being aware of your surroundings.

- And always having a plan.

- (PHONE BEEPING)

Flash?

Slow down, surroundings and plan.

Got it.

- Hashtag proactive.

- WONDER WOMAN:
Flash?

Updating my Hero hotline, Herogram,

iHero, HeroTopia,

and MyHero

with my take down of the Joker.

Oh, thank you, Justice League.

- We don't know what we'd do without you.

- Well--

Hi, there.

As long as I'm the fastest man alive

you'll never have to worry about it.

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