Lego DC Comics Super Heroes: The Flash Page #2

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I should be able to find

trace elements of Joker's gas

still wafting around the area.

Aha.

A Joker gas molecule.

There's nothing funny about this.

Now for a little experiment.

(JOKER CACKLING)

SUPERMAN:
There he is.

I've got this clown.

Never underestimate

the Joker, Firestorm.

I'll fly around behind him

and then we'll take him by...

- (BEEPING)

- Huh?

Surprise?

- (BOTH COUGHING)

- (BOTH LAUGHING)

Not cool, man.

Batman will never let me live this down.

Balloons always bring

a smile to my face.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

You've got to be faster than that

to sneak up on the Joker.

Where is Flash?

- It's the Flash.

- Best donuts ever.

Saved the donut.

CAPTAIN COLD:
But who's gonna save you?

FLASH:
Captain Cold?

The only frosting I'm interested in

today is on this donut.

Give up now and we'll chalk it up

to hysteria over global warming.

(GROANS)

Instead let's chalk it up

to global freezing!

Global freezing?

That doesn't even make sense.

Come on, Cold,

you got better material than that.

How about

chances of that are below zero?

Never mind.

I can see my puns leave you "cold".

(LAUGHS) Cold.

He's all yours, officer.

Now it's off to Metropolis.

Thanks, Flash. Hey, you know

what goes good with those donuts?

You ever been to that

Lampert's Milkshakes in Star City?

No.

(SUPERMAN AND FIRESTORM LAUGHING)

(GRUNTING)

Ready? Aim...

Fire!

(GRUNTING)

These robo clowns are quick.

(JOKER CACKLING)

Whenever I visit the city

I just love to take in a good show.

Then you're gonna love my performance

as a helicopter.

(SINGING RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES)

Well done, Plas.

Bravo! Wonderful performances.

I laughed, I cried.

My robo clowns died.

(GIGGLING)

Photo for your biggest fan?

- Say cheese.

- Plas, no!

- Ugh!

- Oh!

- (COUGHING)

- (LAUGHING)

That was the oldest trick in the book,

wasn't it?

You are so gonna get it later.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

I love it when they fall

for the classics.

(ULULATES)

Oh, Plastic Man.

Always clever but never too quick.

(JOKER CACKLING)

Flash...

(SLURPING)

Mmm. (LAUGHS)

I mean, really, wow!

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

Batman is gonna be so mad.

He hates tardiness.

(POLICE SIREN BLARING)

Ooh, a chase scene. I love chase scenes.

(POLICE SIREN BLARING)

Captain Boomerang.

You know, you're the second captain

wearing blue that I've run into today.

You guys have a club or something?

Yeah. It's the let's-destroy-Flash club.

Uh-oh.

And another! And another!

And another!

- Hah. Missed me.

- Oh, did I?

- Yeah, you did.

- Crikey.

(SCREAMS)

Well, that puts the boom in boomerang.

- Huh?

- (ALARM BEEPING)

No! I missed the Trouble Alert.

My bad. Had it on vibrate.

Batman's gonna be so mad.

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