LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite Page #2

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to gotham city to insult me.

Me, a hometown boy

who made good.

'You're right.

You don't deserve that. '

That's right. I don't.

Eh, wait. Who said that?

'How would you like

to be out of arkham right now'

'and given a chance

to take revenge on batman'

'and the rest

of this ungrateful city? '

Well, I'd have to be crazy

to say no to that offer.

Unless you're just

one of the voices in my head.

In which case,

I'm crazy anyway.

What!

Bang

Oh, hey, lex!

You've come to get

your watch back?

Or did a bus from metropolis

get lost and breakdown?

First, I don't take the bus.

And second,

yes, give me my watch.

So, what you got there?

This, my friend,

is the deconstructor.

It emits a unique energy.

One that is absorbed so quickly

by any... Shiny black object

That it causes

it to pull itself apart.

What!

Nifty! What's it got

to do with me?

First, I need help

replacing its power source.

It doesn't run on aa batteries.

Kryptonite.

And second, I might need

some of that joker gas

You are so good at making.

Oh, yeah.

I guess that could

come in handy

For someone

running for president.

You help me, you can use

the deconstructor

To your heart's content.

Quack, quack...

Know anybody who has lots of

shiny, black, unbreakable toys?

I don't know

who you're referring to.

Come on! Batman!

Oh. You were...

Joking. I'm the joker.

'Prisoner escape!

Repeat, prisoner escape! '

We should be going.

Can I just have one try?

A- ah!

Joker, come on.

It's a shame.

Now someone's going

to have to fix this.

But the good news

is, I'm out of prison.

Joker!

Hey, what's going on?

- It's a riddle.

- Oh, come on!

That's my thing.

'Justice league

watchtower calling batman. '

Justice league watchtower

calling batman.

This is batman.

Just checking your location

in case of emergency.

I'm in the batcave.

Sounds like an emergency.

It's alright. I got it.

You got dressed fast.

Well, I've just started

sleeping in the costume now.

Whoa!

May I?

Oh, well,

I think I should do it.

I thought you were going

to let me play with that thing.

Dah! What's this?

Do I need this?

Boom

Nah!

Joker, could we

move things along?

You're no fun

to shop with, lexie.

Grr!

Whoa!

Hey!

Wait!

Stop!

Okay, we can go.

On second thought,

I have an idea!

Joker, come on!

I'm an artiste.

I like to challenge myself

with a bigger canvas.

Commissioner.

Oh, thank goodness you're here.

No problem, jim.

Commissioner gordon

is what you need to call him.

What's the situation?

There's been a breakout

at arkham.

'The bridge

automatically submerges'

'during a prison break. '

'Unfortunately, it's so old'

'it takes a long time

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