Legally Blondes Page #2

Synopsis: Moving from England to California, the youngest cousins of Elle Woods must defend themselves when their schools reigning forces turn on the girls and try to frame them for a crime.
Genre: Comedy, Family
Production: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM)
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
3.8
PG
Year:
2009
86 min
Website
1,243 Views


but I'm afraid in this store,

sadly, you're canceled.

Come back when you can pay full price

Iike big people.

- Well, that went swimmingly.

- Like the Titanic.

Evette just did us a favor.

I mean,

she's just telling us we can do better.

We're in the greatest fashion shopping

postal code in the world.

Somewhere on these hallowed streets

is a school wardrobe

that's gonna make the world

stand up and say...

Crap!

MR. WOODS:
I'm sorry, Ioves.

You never gave me a chance to tell you.

Pac Prep requires uniforms.

This is as scratchy as tweed.

A sack of potatoes has more panache!

And not a thread of pink. It's criminal.

Downright oppressive.

What sort of school are you sending us to?

LA? More Iike we Ianded in Oz.

MR. WOODS:
This is

one of the best schools in the States.

And now, of course,

it's an even better school

because you two are attending.

Forget it, Dad.

These posh kids Iook Iike

they just came off an assembly Iine.

MR. WOODS:
Come on, girls,

I'm trying hard here.

Let's see some smiles.

Anything for you, Dad.

AII right. Here we are.

Okay, Iovelies. Stiff upper Iips.

And Iet's see some cheery faces, eh?

Give us a kiss. Oh, thank you.

Now, just remember,

be your Ioveable, adorable selves,

and I promise you that, by my watch,

you'll have met

your first friend in three, two...

I'm not here to be your friend.

I'm only here to educate you.

Welcome, Iadies, to Pacific Preparatory.

I'm Headmistress Higgins.

I see here that, from past performance,

as well as your father's

somewhat Iimited financial resources,

you've both been admitted on scholarship.

Partial scholarship,

ma'am.

Congratulations, I'm sure.

Here at Pacific Prep,

we hold our students to a higher standard,

as well as a strict code of honor.

And such being the case,

I will need you to sign these.

- Oh, I'm not a barrister.

- Yet.

But I'd rather not sign

something I can't read.

Then Iet me give you

the gist of the agreement.

The document merely enumerates

the myriad ways

in which students

might be tempted to plagiarize,

Iie, cheat, and/ or steal.

Failure to avoid

these temptations results in expulsion.

But how do we know what to avoid

if we can't read the fine print?

The Pacific Preparatory handbook.

Read it, Iearn it, Iove it,

and we'll get along just fine.

Now, your signatures, please.

Christopher Lopez!

Yes, ma'am?

Please print out the Iadies' schedules

and show them to their first class.

I'd Iove to show them around. Come on.

Ms. Chang!

Keep an eye on those two.

The Woods twins? Why, they seem Iovely.

They possess the same perky DNA

as EIIe Woods.

EIIe Woods made a mockery

of these hallowed halls with her

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