Legally Blondes Page #2
but I'm afraid in this store,
sadly, you're canceled.
Come back when you can pay full price
Iike big people.
- Well, that went swimmingly.
- Like the Titanic.
Evette just did us a favor.
I mean,
she's just telling us we can do better.
We're in the greatest fashion shopping
postal code in the world.
Somewhere on these hallowed streets
is a school wardrobe
that's gonna make the world
stand up and say...
Crap!
MR. WOODS:
I'm sorry, Ioves.You never gave me a chance to tell you.
Pac Prep requires uniforms.
This is as scratchy as tweed.
A sack of potatoes has more panache!
And not a thread of pink. It's criminal.
Downright oppressive.
What sort of school are you sending us to?
LA? More Iike we Ianded in Oz.
MR. WOODS:
This isone of the best schools in the States.
And now, of course,
it's an even better school
because you two are attending.
Forget it, Dad.
These posh kids Iook Iike
they just came off an assembly Iine.
MR. WOODS:
Come on, girls,I'm trying hard here.
Let's see some smiles.
Anything for you, Dad.
AII right. Here we are.
Okay, Iovelies. Stiff upper Iips.
And Iet's see some cheery faces, eh?
Give us a kiss. Oh, thank you.
Now, just remember,
be your Ioveable, adorable selves,
and I promise you that, by my watch,
you'll have met
your first friend in three, two...
I'm not here to be your friend.
I'm only here to educate you.
Welcome, Iadies, to Pacific Preparatory.
I'm Headmistress Higgins.
I see here that, from past performance,
as well as your father's
somewhat Iimited financial resources,
you've both been admitted on scholarship.
Partial scholarship,
ma'am.
Congratulations, I'm sure.
Here at Pacific Prep,
we hold our students to a higher standard,
as well as a strict code of honor.
And such being the case,
I will need you to sign these.
- Oh, I'm not a barrister.
- Yet.
But I'd rather not sign
something I can't read.
Then Iet me give you
the gist of the agreement.
The document merely enumerates
the myriad ways
in which students
might be tempted to plagiarize,
Iie, cheat, and/ or steal.
Failure to avoid
these temptations results in expulsion.
But how do we know what to avoid
if we can't read the fine print?
The Pacific Preparatory handbook.
Read it, Iearn it, Iove it,
and we'll get along just fine.
Now, your signatures, please.
Christopher Lopez!
Yes, ma'am?
Please print out the Iadies' schedules
and show them to their first class.
I'd Iove to show them around. Come on.
Ms. Chang!
Keep an eye on those two.
The Woods twins? Why, they seem Iovely.
They possess the same perky DNA
as EIIe Woods.
EIIe Woods made a mockery
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