Ledina Page #2

Year:
2003
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- Open, the bread's here.

I want a well-done loaf.

- Six for my grandchildren.

- Two for me.

Stuff yourselves.

I need the hose.

Turn the water on.

Gypsies, here's a coin to buy a van.

My dear wife, before you died,

you hid absolutely everything.

Even all the cord.

- Petar, you're going to fall!

- I want to see a brass band.

You'll see them in Kusturica's films.

What's that?

What the hell is that?

Will you beat it!

We're not in a zoo.

- Beat it!

- This is an artistic performance.

You motherf***er!

We'll see who's a motherf***er!

- I'll call the police!

- Those cocksuckers!

What?

I'll teach you a lesson.

Now I'll give them a licking.

Here I come, you bastards.

Are you running away?

Think you can sh*t on us?

Even musicians need a permit.

I have plans for this bare land.

Suck my dick, motherf***er!

Swallow it.

Don't chew your cud.

Chew it and down the hatch.

Stop playing hooky.

You spit loaves every day.

I tell people I'm feeding grandkids.

I buy six loaves every day.

You're nuts!

- Yes, I'm nuts. - You are!

Please, another mouthful.

- Good morning.

- Morning, neighbor.

- Going to the Danube?

- For a ride.

- Your wife dislikes the Danube?

- It's no Adriatic.

She does, but rivers aren't seas.

Rivers have good sides.

- How true.

- Why did she move inland then?

Bye.

These musicians are killing me.

Gypsies, junkies, and now classical.

I couldn't drive

with that funeral music on.

- You can't drive anyway.

- True.

You'll rub the paint off that car.

Come upstairs.

Immediately!

You're afraid of her, right?

You'd be too if she were your wife.

Luckily mine died young.

May I have it?

- What?

- The football.

You can have a whipping.

It's a soccer ball.

- Why do you play with kids?

- Don't know.

- He's a bit retarded.

- This is not a playground.

- What's your name?

- Ostoja.

Don't pull my f***ing leg!

That's his name.

- Who are your parents?

- I'm a refugee from Mostar.

- I'm living with my aunt.

- It's no playground.

Find a ball field.

This is a village green. Get it?

Next time, it's my ball.

It's the rules.

Thanks, Uncle Ostoja.

Keep pedaling. Good.

- Hold me, Dad.

- I'm holding you.

Look straight ahead.

Oops, I fell.

- Good afternoon.

- Afternoon.

- A kilo of sardines.

- A kilo?

Take some sausage.

- It's health food.

- Fish is healthier. Any olives?

- Certainly.

- Your boys are at the river.

Rain's coming.

You miss the Adriatic.

- Anything else?

- No, thanks.

You forgot the bread.

No, I have enough.

- In the freezer?

- What?

We freeze bread for shortages.

Defrost it, pop it in the oven,

and it's bakery fresh.

- Even if it's a month old

- No, I don't freeze it.

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