Leave It to Beaver Page #3

- Good-bye.

- See ya, Dad.

- Oh, Wally, could you do us a favor?

I'll do my homework every day without

you guys havin' to crawl up my a--

That's great, Wally,

but we weren't really going there.

Beaver's never ridden his bike

to school before.

We were hoping you could go with him

the first few days.

- Show him the ropes.

- Oh! I get ya.

You just don't want some truck

turnin' the Beaver into road kill.

Something like that.

Yeah.

- See ya, Wal.

- Okay, Dad.

- [ Sighs ]

- [ Sighs ]

Well, there they go.

[ Chattering ]

- [ Bell Rings ]

- [ Chattering Stops ]

L-A-N-D-E-R-S.

I play tennis.

I like to travel.

And I enjoy curling up in front of the

fire with a big pile of book reports.

- Yes?

- Excuse me, Miss Landers.

- But how many N's are there in tennis?

- Two.

But you don't need to take notes.

You aren't going to be tested on this.

- I'd rather be safe than sorry.

- [ Gags ]

- [ Belches ]

- Then go right ahead.

Now, why don't you tell me

about your summer vacations?

- Susan Akatsu.

- Hi, Miss Landers.

This summer we went to Mount Rushmore,

and then my grandmother died,

but not at Mount Rushmore.

- Oh, Susan, I'm very sorry to hear that.

- Yeah!

Everyone was sad,

except my dad,

'cause she always said

he never made enough money.

Thank you, Susan.

Gilbert Bates.

Y o, I'm Gilbert. This summer,

my parents shipped me off to camp.

I caught impetigo, and when I got back,

my dad had moved out.

Only since then, he moved back.

But he's still sleepin' in my room,

and I'm sleepin' on the couch.

Thank you, Gilbert,

for being so candid.

Oh! And while I was away,

my cat got "runned" over.

[ Class ]

Ewww!

Uh, Theodore Cleaver.

- [ Snickering ]

- [ Laughing ]

Isn't that your name?

Yeah, but everyone calls me Beaver

on account of it's my nickname.

But you can call me

whatever you want,

'cause I don't wanna get you mad

and have you give me a bad grade.

Well, if it's okay with you,

I'll just call ya Theodore.

I got an awesome bike. My brother

snuck me into an "R" rated movie.

And I'm playin' football,

so I gotta wear a cup.

Thank you, Theodore.

Oh, and nobody

in my family died.

- Hey, Wally!

- Hey, guys!

- Ah, Wallace, how fortuitous.

- What do you want, Eddie?

Karen is in there with

a litter of her friends.

So? What you need me for?

I thought you'd want to be

a witness to history.

What's he talkin' about,

Wally?

It means he's too chicken to try and

scam on her by himself.

Hey, Lumpy, ain't you late

for your shrink appointment?

You promised you weren't

gonna tell anyone!

And you trusted me. Big mistake.

[ Laughing ]

Come on, Wally, a little help?

You're my best friend, right?

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