Le grand restaurant

Genre: Comedy
100 min

...think about me and how they

treat the clients, when I'm out.

Well, smartguys, I've got a

wonderful plan.

Good morning.

- Is chef available?

- Mr Septime's not here at the moment.

- Are you happy?

- About what?

Isn't it too late for a dinner?

No way. Please take a seat and order

whatever you like.

Take car of that man.

- Please follow me.

- My God.

- Is chef available?

- Mr Septime's not here at the moment.

- Are you happy?

- About what?

- So you are?

- Yes.

- Excuse me.

- No problem.

There's a real draught in here. Maybe I should

sit behind that table..

Yes, Mister.

- Your chef is unjust, isn't he?

- Well..

- Is he?

- Yes.

I didn't say that.

Great place.

- Well, well.

- No problem.

If I have to choose between piano and

cold, I take the flu. What about there?

- That table is reserved.

- It doesn't matter.

It's much better here.

- No problem.

- Let's see.

What do we have here?

I've thought of a poetic phrase.

- Do you write?

- Two rhymes.

I recommend the duck a la rouennaise.

A la rouennaise. Roasted meat in velvet sauce?

- Yes.

- In velvet. Rabbit a la cabriole.

I wouldn't recommend it for you.

You wouldn't? I've thought of another


- In this case I'll eat a radish.

- Excuse me?

- A radish.

- Of course. With what?

If I'll still be hungry, I want to

be served with a yoghurt.

- But fast. I'm really in a hurry.

- Instantly.

I'll be reading it.

- What do you recommend for a radish?

- The best option would be a Muscadet.

- A dry one or sweet one?

- Dry.

- I'd prefer the sweet one.

- Then maybe Sauternes?

- Is it sweet?

- Very sweet.

Not too much sweet?

- Maybe you'd prefer half dried?

- No, half sweet.

Please give me the card. I see, that

you're not good in what you do.

- How's the Evian water?

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Pierre Palmade

Pierre Palmade (born 23 March 1968 in Bordeaux) is a French actor and comedian. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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