Le divorce de Patrick Page #3

Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Dieudonné
 
IMDB:
8.6
Year:
2003
89 Views


It'd be wonderful to have a painting

in a museum.

From the collection of Professor and

Mrs. Chester Walker of Santa Barbara.

You people are just incapable

of concentrating on essentials.

That's right.

Our girls are thousands of miles away.

They should be home with us.

That's the essentials.

-Honey.

-What?.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

So Charles-Henri's mother

has been very nice.

She calls all the time...

...takes us to lunch

at expensive restaurants.

Roxy thinks Suzanne is just pretending

to be on her side...

...and that, in reality,

her son can do no wrong.

All French mothers

are crazy about their sons.

I mean, French women are extraordinary.

I'm thinking of writing a book

about them and their native habitat.

All their customs and ceremonials.

I mean, their scarves alone...

...an entire chapter.

Knotted in front, one end down, other end...

...thrown over the shoulder.

Or looped around double...

...and the ends tucked in.

Or around the shoulder...

...over their coat like a shawl.

Or tied in the back.

I mean, chale, foulard, echarpe.

Just think of all the words they have

for "scarf. "

And in a language which is very sparse

in vocabulary.

-So do you intend to stay?.

-ln Paris?.

Maybe.

If it works out. I'd like to.

Why not?.

Well, I'm thinking of going home soon...

...after all this is done.

I bought a house on the coast of Maine.

I dream about it night after night.

The bare rock, the cold sea.

Yves.

It's Roxy's sister. This is Yves.

It's okay. Nice to meet you.

Yves is helping me out painting

the guest room. Yves is marvelous.

And he walks Flaubert.

Doesn't he, darling?. Yes.

He doesn't think that Flaubert's

just a mere chien.

Well, you're not a mere chien.

Make friends, you two.

Show her the real Paris.

I don't-- Wait, wait.

There are people here who want America

to control France.

They want us to watch cartoons, and they

want to paint Donald Duck on everything.

And we are all supposed to drink Coke.

I don't watch cartoons...

...or read comic books. How come you do?.

You must like them.

You have an immunity to it

from growing up on it.

Here it just sweeps through,

like measles through the Amazon.

How weird to be culturally threatened

by a cartoon.

I'm not threatened.

It's Uncle Edgar.

It's our relative. He's on TV.

Look, she's in love with him.

Now she's going to sit on his lap.

He does have a lot of sex appeal.

Oh, yeah?.

I'll take your word for it. He's really old.

He's not that old. He's only 55.

How do you know that?.

Is that what he told you?.

Don't. I want to watch.

I've never known anybody who's been

on TV before, talking about world events.

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Dieudonné

Dieudonné M'bala M'bala (born 11 February 1966), generally known by his stage name Dieudonné (French: [djø.dɔ.ne]), is a French comedian, actor, and political activist. His father is from Cameroon, his mother from France. He has been accused of and convicted for hate speech, advocating terrorism and slander in Belgium and in France. Dieudonné initially achieved success working with comedian Élie Semoun, humorously exploiting racial stereotypes. He campaigned against racism and was a candidate in the 1997 and 2001 legislative elections in Dreux against the National Front, the French far-right political party that he perceived as racist. On 1 December 2003, Dieudonné performed a sketch on a TV show about an Israeli settler whom he depicted as a Nazi. Some critics argued that he had "crossed the limits of antisemitism" and several organizations sued him for incitement to racial hatred. Dieudonné refused to apologize and denounced Zionism and the Jewish lobby.Dieudonné approached Jean-Marie Le Pen, leader of the National Front political party that he had fought earlier, and the men became political allies and friends. Holocaust denier Robert Faurisson appeared in one of his shows in 2008. Dieudonné described Holocaust remembrance as "memorial pornography". Dieudonné has been convicted in court eight times on antisemitism charges. Dieudonné subsequently found himself with increasing frequency banned from mainstream media, and many of his shows were cancelled by local authorities. Active on the internet and in his Paris theater, Dieudonné has continued to have a following. His quenelle signature gesture became notorious in 2013, particularly after footballer Nicolas Anelka used the gesture during a match in December 2013. Alexander Stille, writing for The New Yorker, characterized his recent appearances and videos as "unfunny", "tasteless" rants in which the "Jewish lobby" and "Israel lobby" are characterized as controlling world affairs.After Dieudonné was recorded during a performance mocking a Jewish journalist, suggesting it was a pity that he was not sent to the gas chambers, French Interior Minister Manuel Valls stated that Dieudonné was "no longer a comedian" but was rather an "anti-Semite and racist" and that he would seek to ban all Dieudonné's public gatherings as a public safety risk. His shows were banned and Aurelié Filippetti even spoke about an effort to get Daily Motion and YouTube to take his videos offline. Dieudonné changed the name of his show (to Asu Zoa) and was packing the house a few months later. On 20 January 2017, the Court of Appeals of Liège confirmed a first instance sentence of two months of jail time and a 9.000 euros fine for Dieudonné's anti-Semitic remarks in a performance on Herstal in 14 March 2012.Dieudonné has also been known to associate with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (President of Iran from 2005 to 2013), who has himself been accused of describing the Holocaust as a myth. On 25 February 2015, Ahmadinejad tweeted "Visiting an old friend, a great artist." The tweet included photographs of himself and Dieudonné, arms around each other, smiling. The two also met in 2009 during a visit by Dieudonné to the Islamic Republic of Iran where they reportedly discussed their shared anti-Zionist views. more…

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