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Synopsis: After thousands of years of thinking we are alone in the universe we decode a message (in the 60s) telling us we are not alone, and that the universe is a dangerous place and that we are going to be attacked. Luckily, the coded message came from a friendly alien race that fathered and protected us over the years. And now they are giving us the tools to fight back (in the form of power armor). But the delivery service takes a long time, and during those loooong decades waiting for that cargo ship to arrive with their one power suit, they choose a champion of earth to train to wear the suit and defend the earth! Then the ship finally arrives... Only to get shot down by 4 morons who play with the suit and ultimately get one piece each stuck to them. Now they need to work with the government to train these 4 morons with individual pieces attached to them. Will they save the day or will they stand around contemplating life?
Genre: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Matt Hullum
Production: Rooster Teeth Productions
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
56%
PG-13
Year:
2015
102 min
$1,149,878
Website
210 Views


It is time that all return home.

There is nothing more to do here.

rejoice that you do not enclose.

You should be arrested.

Your face should be arrested,

looks like a slut.

You should get the seat belt.

No i want to give you a fine for that.

I know him.

is the that ruined the championship game

makes as a hundred years.

Do as he was called?

" Do you ever thou wast midfielder?"

Oh no, the "Idiot Do".

That really hurts, friend.

Wait, did do?

Is the surname of Mindy...

is correct. Mindy is my daughter.

That is why picking on me.

I understand. You do not want anyone to

go out with her daughter.

Do You Know boy? Grew up to my

daughter to become

in a strong woman and independent

that was able to take

its own decisions.

But, as his father, not always i will

agree with the decisions it takes.

Do not worry.

Mindy and I only we are friends.

I have not even had sex with her.

I think it should do check

the brakes of this car.

Perseus Project

9 Km outside of Milford

We Track a UFO that has just

entered into the atmosphere.

Excellent.

men, this is a moment that has

been prepared for decades.

This evening our

alien friends...

We stole a gift that will give humanity

its proper place in the universe.

This evening, we will have our champion...

This evening, we will have our champion...

This night, the land

will receive your champion...

Who the hell authorized the

fireworks?

Do Qu...? The prohibition of fireworks

is there for a reason.

Agarrate well boy, I have to make

a stop in the pits.

Cool!

It seems that we need to get

more beer, Woody.

This is only the second.

How many you have taken you, Herman?

What is 24 less 2.

Do the accounts.

You have to find out you, silly.

You Light another!

Yes, here we go.

Orange Tree.

Christ Jesus.

A blow beautiful, woody.

- It was not anything.

Well, look who is here.

Woody, prepares another!

Stay where you are, Woody.

No, Woody, prepares another.

look here, journal,

this here is private property.

You can only say that if

your property, Herman.

In addition, you are violating the law.

Do Since when flying

things is against the law?

Since it was invented the laws.

Oh, yes?

What does the law say about this?

Adds pull garbage

in my list of crimes.

Dame fireworks or

spend the night in the "drunk tank".

That goes for you too, Woody.

I have already done that before.

Someone throw a ball

and fall into a bucket of water.

This is a "Dome tank", Woody.

"Drunk Tank" is the jail.

I do not want to do that.

Do you want fireworks? Is well.

I will give you some fireworks.

Oh, the giant mammoth.

The spacecraft is coming.

is well, that's all friends.

A moment of high pressure.

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Burnie Burns

Michael Justin "Burnie" Burns (born January 18, 1973) is an American writer, actor, producer, comedian, host, and director living in Austin, Texas. He is a co-founder, former chief executive officer, and current chief creative officer of Rooster Teeth. He is noted for his contributions in machinima, a form of film-making that uses video game technology in its production, and also works with animation and live action. Burns is also known for his work in the hosting and podcasting field. In April 2003, Burns, along with several friends and co-workers, created the machinima series Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Filmed using the video game Halo, Red vs. Blue was acclaimed for its humor and originality, making Burns an Internet celebrity. His success allowed him to co-found the production company Rooster Teeth. After the immediate popularity of Red vs. Blue, Burns attracted the attention of video game company Electronic Arts, who asked him to create a promotional series using their upcoming game, The Sims 2. The result was The Strangerhood. Burns also premiered P.A.N.I.C.S., a mini-series that utilizes the F.E.A.R. game engine. In 2016, Burns starred in the science fiction comedy film Lazer Team, which he co-wrote. As one of the innovators in the field of machinima, he has made guest appearances at the Penny Arcade Expo, San Diego Comic-Con International, Sundance and The Sydney Film Festival. For his work on Immersion (2010), a live action series that tests video game tropes in the real world, and The Gauntlet (2013), Rooster Teeth's reality game show, he has been nominated for two IAWTV awards in the "Best Host of a Web Series (Pre-Recorded)" category. He was named one of the "Top 25 Digital Stars" by The Hollywood Reporter in 2015. Alongside longtime-business partner Matt Hullum, he was named one of Variety's top Digital Entertainment Execs to Watch in 2018. more…

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