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But good books... great books!
Yes... books that will live.
As you all know, our old friend Henry
scorned the use of a solicitor
in drawing up of his last will and testament...
So he called upon me, his oldest
and dearest friend, to help him.
It was a melancholy occasion.
- Because he knew that his...
- End...
Thank you.
He knew that his end was near.
With your permission,
I'll omit the preliminaries...
and merely read the essential...
- points.
Items.
Good idea... let's hear how much we get.
To each of you he has left the sum of 50,000.
But before you become
entitled to this money,
there are certain tasks
which must be carried out
by each of you.
These tasks must be carried out
to the letter.
And may not be divulged, under any circumstances,
And each of you must take a solemn oath
to that effect.
Well, what are these ridiculous provisions?
I will now proceed to read them.
My sister, Agnes Russell...
who for many years has made life a purgatory
for those who she considers her inferiors...
shall, for a period of not less
than one calendar month...
and within one week
of the reading of this will...
obtain a post as a domestic servant
How dare he!
Should she for any reason whatsoever
be dismissed, or resign from this post...
before the end of this month
she shall forfeit her share in my fortune.
I forgot to add, that if any one of you
contests the will...
the whole fortune for all of you
will be forfeited.
In that case, cousin Agnes
will not contest the will.
My second cousin, Capt. Deniston Russel
Royal Army Pay Corps, Retired...
whose hideous secret
I must now reveal to you...
has become a writer of penny-dreadfuls
in the worst possible taste and style.
How on earth did he find out?
You... a writer?!
And in the worst possible taste, too!
Are they a bit...?
Certainly not!
The gallant captain shall spend not less
and not more than 28 days...
in one of His Majesty's London prisons...
having been properly sentenced
for a genuine crime...
committed by himself within one week
of the reading of this will.
Should he fail in this endeavour,
he shall forfeit his share of my fortune.
Crime!?
Prison?
Oh, but I'm to be married in a fortnight.
And to the daughter of a magistrate.
Now, perhaps you'll marry her in prison!
My fourth cousin twice removed, Herbert Russell,
who has surely failed in the banking world
owing to his determination to be bullied...
shall with the aid of a mask and a toy pistol...
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