Last Vegas Page #2

Synopsis: Billy (Michael Douglas), Paddy (Robert De Niro), Archie (Morgan Freeman) and Sam (Kevin Kline) have been best friends since childhood. So when Billy, the group's sworn bachelor, finally proposes to his thirty-something (of course) girlfriend, the four head to Las Vegas with a plan to stop acting their age and relive their glory days. However, upon arriving, the four quickly realize that the decades have transformed Sin City and tested their friendship in ways they never imagined. The Rat Pack may have once played the Sands and Cirque du Soleil may now rule the Strip, but it's these four who are taking over Vegas.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Jon Turteltaub
Production: CBS Films
  4 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
48
Rotten Tomatoes:
45%
PG-13
Year:
2013
105 min
$51,434,214
Website
1,381 Views


to waste a lot of time, considering.

Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, excuse me one minute,

please.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where...?

Where'd you get that bottle?

Ran out of Scotch, found this

in the back of that cabinet.

No, no, no. You...

You don't want to open that.

No, no.

Hello?

Hey, is this the bionic man?

Hey, Billy, how you doing?

What's going on?

- What are you whispering about?

- Oh, uh, Miriam dragged me

to a hideous dinner party.

I'm, uh, just going through someone

named Abraham Rosenbaum's

medicine cabinet.

He's got some very deadly sh*t here.

- Hang on, let me patch in Archie.

- Okay.

...all these guys?

Are you insane?

- At least I have a husband.

- Oh, whatev...

- Clayton residence.

- How you feeling, Arch?

Billy, hey, hey!

How you doing?

I'm just sitting here watching

this Housewives thing.

Horrible people, horrible.

- Hey, Arch.

- Hey, Sam.

- How's the titanium hip, man?

- No, the hip was last year.

Uh, it's my knee.

It's great, yeah.

I'm thinking about

having my balls done next.

All right, listen, guys. I got something

important here, all right?

- Oh, sh*t, Billy.

- Heart or cancer?

Prostate? What?

Why every time the phone rings,

you think somebody's dying?

I live in Florida now.

Usually, when the phone rings,

- somebody is dying.

- No, I'm getting married.

- What?

- Wow.

To that lady who's half your age?

- She's almost 32.

- I have a hemorrhoid that's almost 32.

Now, look, Archie,

by the time she's my age,

okay, I'll be...

- Dead. You'll be dead, Billy.

- Billy, Billy, Billy.

You've got your whole

what's left of your life ahead of you.

I mean, you know. Look at Archie.

He's divorced and miserable.

I've been married almost

40 years,

and I wish I was as miserable

as Archie.

Can you guys maybe give me

a little support as my dearest friends?

- How about it?

- Sorry, you're right, sorry.

Yes, good... It's good news.

We're happy

you're getting married.

Right. So...?

So how'd you pop the question?

You remember my friend Ronnie,

the guy I worked with,

uh, who trained me?

- Yeah, yeah, love that guy.

- Good guy.

Yeah, well, he died. I...

I proposed at the funeral.

- I got nothing. Arch?

- Nada.

So, Lisa, she doesn't

want a big wedding or anything,

so we're gonna get, uh, married

in Vegas this weekend.

So we're gonna have

a bachelor party in Vegas.

- No, no, come on, forget it.

- No, no, no, yes, we are.

- We are.

- It's your first wedding.

You threw all of our bachelor parties

for us.

- Two for me.

- Yeah, but we got no time.

- We're getting married on Sunday.

- Aw, Billy.

So we... No, it's fine.

We fly in on Friday,

Saturday we give... We give you

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Dan Fogelman

Dan Fogelman is an American television producer and screenwriter whose screenplays include Tangled, as well as Crazy, Stupid, Love, and the Pixar film Cars. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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