Larry Gaye: Renegade Male Flight Attendant Page #2
Thank you.
Gentlemen and ladies, what do
- Passenger safety.
Stop it, Geddes, stop it!
This is serious.
Outside of equipment,
fuel and brass tacks,
our greatest operating expense
is service.
Flight attendants.
- Yes.
their salaries keep rising.
Not to mention their benefits.
But what if I told you
there was a way
to completely eliminate
human flight attendants?
Even if we could, where
would you hide the bodies?
Oh, just asking.
Gentlemen, there is someone
I would like for you to meet.
Good morning, Miss McCoy.
Good morning, Sally.
Sally, may I have
a cup of coffee, please?
My pleasure.
Thank you, Sally.
Oh, this coffee is way too hot!
Oh.
I'm sorry, Miss McCoy. I'll find
some more coffee that's not so hot.
- What the...
- She's not real!
- Right, Sally?
- That's right, Miss McCoy.
My body is state-of-the-art
neoprene
stretched over a complex
electronic framework,
my brain is a powerful
microprocessor
capable of five billion
decisions per second
and my b*obs are a perky 34C.
This is amazing.
Go ahead, touch her. You'd
never know the difference.
- What?
- Touch her.
You mean, just... Wow!
I'm Nathan, by the way.
The pleasure's yours, Nathan.
That was incredible, all the
stuff you did back there.
I'm not sure "incredible"
is the right word.
I believe it's "uncredible."
I'm pretty sure
it's "incredible."
Let's agree not to disagree.
I don't think
that's the expression.
Are you disagreeing with me?
We just agreed not to.
You were saying?
They sure didn't teach us any of
that stuff at the training academy.
Yeah, that's why I never
listen to what they teach.
I make my own rules,
then I break 'em.
But if they're your own rules,
why do you have to break 'em?
- Well, I...
- Wouldn't it be easier
to make up different rules
that you didn't have to break?
- Not necessarily. -Or to not
make up any rules at all.
The point is, I'm a renegade.
Wait a minute.
You're Larry Gaye!
My first day and I get to fly
- with Larry Gaye?
- So cool.
My God, the stories, the women.
You're a legend.
Relax. Look.
I know this may come as a shock,
but I'm just a human being.
I mean, if you cut me, I bleed.
If you pinch me, I cry.
If you pull my hair,
If you back an SUV
over my bare feet,
I'd likely go into shock.
The pain is so intense.
If you eliminate vitamins
B and D from my diet,
my skin turns a shade of taupe
you've never seen.
I can't breathe.
Hello.
Carry on, please.
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