Larry Gaye: Renegade Male Flight Attendant Page #3

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cost of a flight attendant,

we can have

every one of our planes

fully manned by Flightpals

within one year.

Excuse me, Miss McCoy.

The reputation of this airline

is built on service.

How do you know

that the Flightpal 200

is better

than our flight attendants?

That's a great question.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the President and Founder

of Techtronics Industries,

Bob Techtronics.

Folks, I wouldn't expect you to

just sign on the dotted line.

I only ask for the opportunity

to prove to you

that the Flightpal can

outperform an error-prone human.

And how do you plan

on doing that?

By letting Sally here

go up against your best

in a challenge

of flight attendant skills.

- That sounds fair, doesn't it?

- Absolutely. Let's set it up.

If it works, it could be a financial

lifesaver for the entire company.

Thank you so much, Mr. T.

Sally, we'll talk.

If you remove

the vestibular system from my inner

ear, I have difficulty balancing.

If you take a croquet mallet,

coat it with shards of glass

- and swing it directly at my testes...

- Okay, you're human!

- You made your point.

- I think I've made my point.

Well, look who it is.

Bryce. Felder.

That's "Captain" to you.

Sorry, Crapton Bryce.

How you feeling today, Gaye?

Are you getting sleepier?

Oh, snap!

It's ancient history, Nathan,

like the Romanian Empire.

- But...

- I said,

ancient history.

- Okay. Got it.

Uh...

Ladies and gentlemen,

Captain Bryce here.

Just wanted to speak

as your pilot

and not

a lowly flight attendant,

and say it's great

to be piloting this plane

because I'm a pilot

who passed through

the pilot training academy

and became a pilot.

These big union meetings

tend to drag

like a turtle's nut sack,

am I right?

Excuse me?

Show some respect.

What's that?

Actually, I find them

interesting and informative.

Uh, surely

you can't be serious.

I am serious.

- Then should I stop

calling you Shirley?

Ladies and gentlemen,

and members

of the Fraternal Association

of Federated Airlines

Flight Attendants, welcome.

Management has

asked us to select

our top flight attendant

to go up against the Flightpal

in a performance test.

And the Research Committee

has given me one name.

Which one of you is Gaye?

Larry Gaye.

- That'd be me.

- Ah!

Mr. Gaye,

just how good are you?

On a scale from one to 10,

it can't be quantified.

Perhaps you would

try to quantify.

Well...

I have won

an unprecedented six,

count them, six, consecutive

Golden Coffee Pots.

Roll the clip!

- -Uh, guys, I...

I don't know what to say,

except maybe,

suck it,

other flight attendants!

Suck it dry!

Hey, hey, hey! You cut it off

before my dance. Not cool.

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