Lano & Woodley: The Island Page #3

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You divide it by the amount of people,

which is 25, a thousand plus five, 2500.

You know what that spells?

J-O-N-E-S.

- I'm winning the lottery tonight.

- Did you pack?

- No.

- Gentlemen,

I'm gonna go mess with Foxtrot.

There you go. Straight.

Straight down in the hole.

- There you go.

- Straight...

- What? He had something on his... OK.

- Go.

Lima! Are you OK?

What's wrong?

Code 15, we need med-techs stat!

Lima One Alpha.

Let's give her some air, OK?

You're gonna be OK, all right?

Relax and breathe.

Can I get a wheelchair?

It's for Lima One Alpha.

- You OK?

- I think it's time.

Lima, you're going to the Island.

- We're going.

- Oh, you're so lucky.

I hope I see you soon.

Everyone, please follow her out.

Quickly and carefully. Watch the glass.

- Good luck, Lima.

- Thank you.

That's fair. That's real fair.

Ladies, ladies, push back, please.

Gentlemen. Thank you.

Everyone, back to work.

That is so not fair.

Oh, man, I hate this jealousy thing.

It's giving me heart palpitations.

Tech Services.

Computer's down again.

I'm down.

Computer guy's in Sector Six.

I have to deal with this mess.

Take my Tri-Key. Contamination kit.

- Hurry back.

- Absolutely.

- Hey! What are you doing?

- I'm gonna see this guy.

Hey, chief. We got live wires

all over the place here.

Hey, I've been looking all over for you.

- What?

- I've been looking...

- Can't hear you.

- I've been looking all over for you.

If you go and get yourself contaminated,

don't come pointing the finger at me.

How you doing, Mac?

- What are you doing here?

- My chip fried again.

Yeah. How much longer

do you think that one's gonna work?

- What are you two clowns looking at?

- Hey,

you got any of that stuff

on you today?

Oh, look, it's break time.

Come on.

You're a bad influence on me.

Must be why I like you so much.

What's it like where you live?

In Sector Five?

It's fine. You know,

it's like any other sector, I guess.

I like coming out here, talking.

Most supervisors don't like to talk.

Yeah.

Step into my office.

- Are these your friends?

- Yeah, sometimes.

Where are their clothes?

What's with Dr. Merrick?

You mean why does he act like he's

got a filing cabinet shoved up his ass?

Yeah.

It's called a God complex.

All doctors are like that.

They think they know everything.

What's God?

Well, you know when you

want something really bad

and you close your eyes

and you wish for it?

- God's the guy that ignores you.

- Oh. Right.

Tech Service requested

in Product Extraction.

Yeah, I'll be right there.

Oh, hey. Let me get that.

Where do you get that stuff, anyway?

It's an old stash.

You know, from before.

You mean from

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