Landmine Goes Click Page #2

- No, no, no, no, no.

[Chris]

Guys, there's actually,

there's something I really do

Need to tell you.

It's, um... um...

I now pronounce

you man and wife.

- Really?

- Yeah, really, so go ahead,

Kiss the bride if you think

you got it in you.

Well, I'm gonna attempt to.

- Babe.

- Okay, I'm drunk,

But I'm not that drunk.

[Chris]

Da da da-da,

da da da-da,

- there ya go, good job, buddy.

- I can do it by myself.

- Good-night, Chris.

- Good-night, buddy.

See you in the morning, okay?

- Yes.

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, thank God.

- Get in here.

- [Mumbling]

- [Moaning]

- Mm. Babe, what the heck?

- We gotta consummate our vows.

- Close the thing.

- Ugh.

Okay, it's closed.

[Moans]

[Groans]

- He can hear us.

- We can be quiet.

We can be quiet.

[Soft Latin music]

[Alicia moans]

Oh, f***.

- Hey, what are you doing, pal?

- Hey, whoa. Stop, help, help!

You're stealing our stuff,

a**hole.

I'm not stealing.

I'm devi.

- Davie, who's davie?

- Help!

- Why you stealing?

- Not davie, devi!

I'm friend

of Alicia and Daniel.

I'm park ranger, get out!

- Hey, what's wrong?

- [Alicia] Devi!

- He's going through

your packs.

- What the hell happened?

He's going

through your packs,

he's stealing your stuff.

Yeah, he was getting

my camera so I didn't have

-To climb back up.

- I was gonna

introduce you guys,

But it looks like

you already met.

[Groans]

Yo, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, man,

I'm... I'm Chris.

- Devi.

- [Speaking foreign phrase].

- You okay?

- [Native language]. I'm fine.

[Sighs]

- It's okay, Chris.

- Okay.

- I would do same.

- Okay.

All right.

[Chuckles]

Devi works with us

at the red cross.

First aid instructor.

[Daniel]

You can relax now, okay?

No damage.

Okay.

- Thank you.

- [Sighs]

Come and take a snapshot,

three of you together.

- Yeah.

- Nice background.

- Okay, cool, yeah.

- Yeah, that'd be nice.

Do you know

how to work an slr?

Of course.

Let me just...

Let me do this.

- [Chris] I had him, right?

- [Speaks native language].

I mean, he got on top,

but I think I had it.

- Yeah, easily.

- That was a reversal, yes.

- So, go over there.

- Okay.

[Chris]

He threw me in the air,

I got up, just went after him.

- I had him.

- [Daniel laughs]

[Devi, blows air]

The sun's... this way

a few steps.

- All right.

- Okay, a few more.

- All right, yeah.

- It doesn't

Have to be perfect.

[Devi]

To the right a bit.

- Right?

- Yes, right.

- Our left.

- O-okay, is good.

- [Daniel] Okay.

- So...

[Alicia]

Cheese.

Last adjustments,

everyone move just small steps

- to the right, okay?

- [Daniel] Okay.

- [Devi] Ready?

- [Loud click]

- Yup.

- Yeah, we've been ready, yeah.

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