Landline Page #2
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- Year:
- 2017
- 97 min
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- I don't know,
are you inviting me?
- I want the whole family.
You, Ali, me, Ben, and...
you know, what's her face,
the one with the D.
- Yes, Dana.
- Douchebag.
- Her name is not douchebag.
That's too German.
Douchebag.
Dana Douchebag.
[muted chatter]
[water spraying]
- Okay, switch.
Okay, I need to wash.
- Okay, hold on.
Wait a second.
- What?
- What is that?
- What?
- Right there, that rash.
- [gasps]
Oh my God. Come on!
- Sorry, sorry.
It's on your arm too.
- Oh, I've been itching
all week.
- [garbled mumbling]
I think you might
have poison ivy.
- What?
Excuse me.
- What?
- How did I get poison ivy?
- That was a joint decision.
- You gave me poison ivy.
- It's probably
in my vagina.
- You want me to look?
- No! Geez.
- Oh, I should probably
pee on you.
- [laughs]
That move is for jellyfish.
I'm not stupid.
- No, it's for poison ivy too.
- [laughs]
- I think it is.
- You want to pee on me?
[laughs]
- Here we go, here we go.
- No! We just have--
- Shh!
- Are you doing it?
- Just quiet down.
- All right, do it, do it.
- I can't pee on command.
- Do it before I change my mind.
Do it, do it.
- Listen, okay, there it is.
- Oh my God.
- You want me to stop.
- No.
- No?
- I like it.
[sitar music]
- He was touring
with the Grateful Dead
for, like, many months.
So I don't even know
what this place is or--
- He wasn't touring.
He was following them.
He probably has lice.
sandwiches in the parking lot.
- [gasps]
- Hey, Ravi!
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God. Look at you.
- Look at me?
Look at you.
- You're back. Aw.
- Embrace me, brother.
Embrace me.
You get a head hug too.
- Hi, I'm Ben.
What's your--what's your name?
- This is--this is Table.
- Table?
- Off the bat,
she's taken a vow of silence.
- Oh, okay. That makes sense.
- Wow.
Just in time for the party.
- Dude, we got to catch up.
- Yeah, yeah, let's catch up.
- You good?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- She's so good.
- Hurry.
- Okay.
- Let's go, let's go.
- Benjamin.
- Look at this.
- Benjamin.
- Guys, make room
for Table as well.
[indistinct chatter]
[sitar music plays]
- Did you see
what Ravi's new look is?
- [laughs]
I think he sews it himself.
- Can you imagine the Ravi
we knew in college--
- Yeah. It's different.
- Looking into the future
and seeing this?
- I know.
Well, I guess it's...
the influence of, you know,
Mrs. Table, yeah.
- He's soon to be, Mr. Table.
[laughs]
- Yeah. Hey, good for him.
- It's really sweet.
- I'm still looking
for my Table.
- [laughs]
- I really am though.
This girl
I was just with
showed up to a date
wearing a ski mask.
- [laughs]
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