Land Ho! Page #3
tough time, Mitch. That was...
tough.
Yeah.
Life goes on.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Until you kick the bucket, bud.
Yeah, I'm working on that.
- Cheers, mate.
- Yeah.
For you, the osso buco.
And for you, the Arctic char.
Thank you.
- Thank you very much, sir.
- You're welcome.
What do you think?
Anger.
Blood.
Creepy.
Very creepy.
I think I've seen this guy
in a nightmare before.
That just... That gives me
the heebie-jeebies, bud.
Goodness.
I like that red.
I don't like anything about that.
That's too creepy for me.
Now, this is right up my alley.
A redhead.
Firm breasts.
No bra needed.
Nipples...
like wild strawberries.
Umbilical cord...
that holds the belly button...
which will hold two to three...
shots of tequila.
And you can't see her fluffy...
but I'll bet you it's
nice and sweet as well.
Okay, well, I see a self-portrait.
I see battered
and bruised, still here.
And screw you.
Sexy Stevie Nicks.
So it's not about religion?
Top o' the morning to you, matey.
Oh, pardon moi.
- Good morning, Mitch. How are you?
- I'm just wonderful.
Good. I'm really happy about that.
Why are you here?
I went downstairs...
checked my e-mail this morning...
printed it out.
- Guess what.
- What?
A nice e-mail from my cousin Ellen.
Okay.
- Excuse me. You want a hit?
- Are you kidding? Is that what I think it is?
It's just a little joint.
- You know, I've smoked most of it...
- Okay.
- Where did you get it?
- Wouldn't you like to know.
When did you get it?
- I got it this morning.
- Oh, man. What time did you get up?
- Come on.
- I don't know.
I just couldn't sleep...
and, you know, just didn't wanna
waste my time rolling around in bed.
All right. Read the e-mail.
Tell me about it.
- You sure you don't want any of this?
- I... No.
I don't want any, man. I haven't
smoked pot since the '70s.
That... Wait a minute. The 1970s?
Yeah, the 1970s.
Damn. Boy, have you been
missing a lot, bud.
- Read the e-mail, all right? Just read it.
- Okay.
Here we go.
"Hi, Leslie."
Who's Leslie?
- I'm Leslie.
- Yeah?
- You're Leslie?
- My name is...
Leslie Mitchell.
No kidding. Why don't
you use Leslie, then?
Don't like it.
Sounds like a girl's name.
Really? I don't know. I don't think
it sounds like a girl's name.
I like Leslie Nielsen.
Like, he's really funny.
I'm glad you like it,
and it's a good name.
Okay.
"My mom just told me...
that you and a friend are in Iceland.
Well, guess what.
You're not going to believe this...
but my friend Janet and I have been
in Greenland for the last month...
and we're coming to Reykjavik today.
Wanna pick us up at the airport?
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