Laid in America Page #3
That's how I roll
# 'Cause I never lose a game
You think I suck? Hell, no
# I got a big dick
I know you're f***ing jealous
# I'm a FIFA don, like in Goodfellas
# But I'm the one with lows
# So if you're hating
You can go and suck my balls #
Stop.
Duncan, I really want you
to hit that note right there.
You're at the climax of the chorus
and everyone needs to feel that passion.
So do it again.
At the balls?
The balls.
# To all my haters
You can go and suck my balls
# Suck my balls
Like that.
- You want me to sing it?
- Yes.
# Suck my balls
# Suck my balls, suck my balls
# Suck my balls #
You did it.
Bring it in, homie.
Oh, it's beautiful.
Everyone, give it up for Duncan.
A plus, plus, plus. Whoo!
And that, everyone, is how
you take direction
and turn it into perfection.
Now, another song about
one of my other cats, Chip.
Yo, your pitch was a little off,
but the song was pretty sick, I guess.
- Thanks, man.
- Shut up.
Duncan.
Hey, Tucker.
Can Jack and I come to your party tonight?
No, f*** no, all right?
My place is gonna be crawling with hotties.
I don't need two foreign losers
coming and killing the vibe.
So shut up and turn around.
Duncan.
Hey, Tucker?
What?
It's our last night, man.
And it would really mean a lot.
Besides, I'm really trying to get laid.
All right, look, the only way
you guys are getting into my party
is if you bring two girls with you.
Okay.
Hot girls.
Okay.
And not from this school, all right?
I wanna meet some new baes.
Okay.
Make sure they're hot
or you're not getting in.
They're gonna be so f***ing hot.
Because that's the only way
we're getting into his party tonight.
But we don't know any girls,
especially hot ones.
Yo, I just got you past the VIP list
so you can see Kaylee tonight, all right?
The least you can say is, "Thank you."
But if I arrive at the party
with another girl,
there's no way Kaylee's gonna talk to me.
Listen to me, okay?
If you want to have any chance
and getting laid,
then you need to help me find
hot girls for this party.
Then, once we're inside,
you can go and see Kaylee.
Come on, bro, do you want to remember this
as the night
that you went to bed at 9:00 p.m.
or the night that you went after Kaylee?
Fine. I'm in.
Yes, my nigga.
Beth, your parents found
this disturbing drawing in your room,
and it concerns me.
Do you want to explain this?
That's me burning my entire house
with everything inside it,
including my parents.
That's what we're talking about.
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