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I guess I'm technically coming from one.

Cool. So...

We can hardly believe this,

but we all forgot our ID's.

And I mean, normally we would

just go buy some beer ourselves...

But I guess we look under

21. Which is crazy, right?

I know. Um, so...

If we gave you some money or something,

would you help us straighten

this whole problem out

and just buy us a

six-pack or something?

Oh, God.

Um, you could totally keep the change.

Okay.

Someone did this for

me when I was your age,

so I'm going to do it for you.

It's like a rite of passage, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I... I had a

good feeling about you.

That makes one of us.

Hey, yo, can we

get some coolers too?

And some red wine.

And can you get some

white wine also? Thank you.

You don't have to get

all that. Thank you.

Yeah!

Here you go. Drink responsibly.

Sweet.

Okay, I'm out of here.

Goodnight, you guys.

I'm really sorry. Can I have

a look at that for a second?

Yeah go for it.

Okay.

Almost.

God, I haven't done this

since I was in eighth grade.

Okay, okay, one more

time and then I'm going.

Okay, all right, thank you so much.

Come on, where are you going?

Hang out some more.

Come on, stay.

I mean, maybe I've got an hour.

Yeah.

What are you up to?

Guys, I'm really

impressed. This is truly art.

Oh.

Oh. Okay.

Come on, Megan.

Go right now, go.

Sh*t.

Sh*t.

You know when you go to a party

drunk, and everybody else is sober.

Or no. Or maybe like,

maybe you're the sober one

and everybody else is drunk.

God, you'd think that somebody

who you've known for forever

would have known what

you meant about nipples,

and it's like, hey, hey,

maybe like, using Buddha

as a restaurant decoration

is the bigger joke, right?

Or maybe...

Maybe actually they're the

ones that are telling the jokes

and I'm the one that's

missing them. You know?

It makes me really

sad what you're saying.

It's sad...

I don't even know what you're

talking about but still...

Oh.

- Don't get sad, Misty.

- I'm fine. I'm fine.

No, no, like, you shouldn't

get drunk and get sad.

I mean, look at Patrick.

Patrick's sad and he hasn't

even touched his wine.

His folks are splitting up.

His dad's being a massive

dick in the divorce.

- Oh.

- That's why we TP'd his house.

That was his house?

Yeah.

Huh?

So you don't want to go out together

as friends then?

Just take the sophomore.

You know, just take a real date.

All right, whatever

Annika. Whatever you want.

I'm sorry. I just...

I totally interrupted.

What, me and Junior?

No, we were just talking about

the prom. You know, stupid stuff.

I saw my dad cheat on my mom tonight.

Really?

I think he was about to get a hand job.

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