
Laggies
All right. So, I wrote...
Hi, Matt, this is to certify that
this is the big fat cock I ordered.
Wait, why would you
put Matt's name in it?
Well, this is supposed
to be about you, right?
No, they're about marriage,
they're not about my marriage.
Right, but it's a joke,
like everyone else's.
Well, it's not like everybody else's.
It was a joke. It wasn't
a prediction. You know.
A joke.
And why would you tweak
the nipples on the Buddha?
That seemed, like, disrespectful.
Disrespectful to who? To you?
Did you convert to Buddhism?
No, that's disgusting. I'm not Buddhist.
It's... That's Buddha. That's Buddha!
Right, right. But you know that
was a joke about nipples. Right?
And not Buddhism.
lot of people, but that is...
This is a party, so let's
Okay, yeah, no, forgotten.
Um, I mean, we
can do another one of these.
Yes.
So this lady has a
plunger and there's a butt crack.
Hey.
Hey, sleepy head. Good morning.
Oh, wow.
I shot these on Tuesday.
They were such an amazing couple.
They were so open to all of my ideas.
Great. Where is that?
Over in Seattle. We had to
go near the shipyards though
so we could get something
a little more edgy.
'Cause I mean, look at that wall.
Yeah.
Hey, weren't you supposed to go
to that career counselor today?
Yeah.
Yeah? You should...
Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'll go get ready.
Good.
Hello, is somebody there?
It's me, you don't have to come out.
What's this?
What's what? I'm just
gonna watch some TV.
Megan, I don't think
I like this new habit.
I spoke with Anthony,
and he said you were meeting
with the career counselor today.
My God, I know exactly
what she's going to say.
It's just a waste of time.
Megan, honey, I don't want to
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