Lage Raho Munna Bhai Page #2

The grinder, the pan, the vase...

Ms. Jhanvi,

your voice drives me fricking crazy.

Don't say 'fricking', bro.

She'll think you 're a punk!

Use the Professors's lingo.

Start dialing, you frickin ' cretins!

Keep trying till you connect.

No one else should get through.

Married? Not yet.

Actually, Ms Jhanvi...

...I haven't met Miss Right yet.

- Hey turn up the radio!

"The first caller who gets

all 10 correct answers, wins!

Get ready to call.

The number is 22666888.

My first question.

"What was Mahatma Gandhi's nickname

in South Africa?"

It's connected!

- Give him the phone, moron.

"Wow! Our first caller... Hello.. "

- Hello.

'All lines in this route are busy.

Please try again later'

Try this one.

"Who is this?"

- It's me, Murli Prasad Sharma.

"So Murli, what's the right answer?"

'Bro'!

- Go on.

'Bro'!

- Tell me the answer, you idiot..

"Bro"! "Bro"!

- Speak up, or I'll smack you.

Gandhi was addressed as

'Brother' by his friends.

"You have 10 seconds, Murli. "

- Are you sure?

Absolutely.

- You better be. Or my Bro will get you.

100% sure.

"Hello,

in South Africa, Gandhi was... "

'Addressed As'...

- ... addressed as 'Brother'.

"That's the right answer.

Congratulations!"

"Now I'll keep going

till you get it wrong. "

No chance of that Ms Jhanvi.

"We'll see. Second question... "

"Name Gandhi's children. "

Rajiv Gandhi. Indira Gandhi.

- Awesome!

The eldest was Harilal...

Harilal, Manilal, Ramdas and Devdas.

But I wanted the rice cooker, Bro.

- Harilal, Manilal...

Ramdas.

- Ramdas...

Devdas.

- And Devdas.

"Wow, that's absolutely right. "

Thank you... thank you...

- "Now the third question. "

"What weapons did Gandhi have,

that Hitler didn't?"

The ironing press!

Are you sure?

He had truth and non-violence.

I'll have the iron!

Truth and non-violence.

"Well done!"

"At what age did Gandhi marry?"

- 13.

Thirteen years. Watch these...

And... Kasturba was 13 as well.

Bro and his wife were both 13

when they married.

What a tragedy.

Our bro is still single.

"What's all that noise?"

My family. They're upset.

They feel Bapu married at 13...

high time I married too.

- This is all very wrong...

Shut up! Circuit!

- I'm going to call the cops!

Hey Notebook! What's your name?

Professor Venkatesh Vattikutti.

"Look here, Vattikutti,

we should help each other. "

You know about Gandhi. We don't.

"Now, if you wanna know about... "

Franky four-fingers, Bullet-tooth Tony,

Boris 'the blade'...

come to me. I'd never say no.

Knowledge must be shared.

This is wrong. Very wrong.

I'll call the police.

Aw! You got your clothes all wet...

- This is unpardonable.

Hey, dry clean this dude!

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