La kryptonite nella borsa
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KRYPTONITE !
Peppino, don't make me drag you.
Come on !
Do me a favour...
Come on.
Halt, passers-by!
Rosaria, you're not allowed through !
Gennaro, not today,
I still have to cook.
I feel it... I feel the vibes...
You've got kryptonite in your bag !
I swear on your father's soul,
I don't have any...
- Damn the torpedoes !
- Mum, give him your bag.
Fine, here...
This is the story of a superhero,
of a family,
and of a little boy with glasses.
The little boy,
Giuseppe Sansone, AKA Peppino,
was bom in Naples
on February 20, 1964.
Peppino's arrival immediately
caused a stir in the family.
His aunt and uncles
soon began to worry about him.
Sweet Jesus, he's so ugly...
Titina, he's not that ugly,
he's just particular looking.
Maybe he's really intelligent...
Maybe...
Uncle Federico, although busy
studying for high school,
devised ways to keep
That son of ours is so smart.
Indeed, Federico is so brainy.
Aunt Titina and Uncle Salvatore
also concocted various techniques
to keep him quiet
and make him sleep.
Enough Salvatore,
we don't want to kill him.
Peppino, a ball!
His father soon tried
to rouse his love for sports...
but to no avail.
His paternal grandparents
raised him with their own methods.
Mum, what did you do ?
But the most crucial moment was the
discovery that Peppino was myopic.
Antonio and Rosaria had never seen
children with glasses.
Antonio Sansone, Peppino's father,
worked at the Singer shop
in Portici, near Naples.
Antonio gave rides
to other neighbourhood shopkeepers.
The Failed Boxer, Tonino,
Gigino, the Tripe Seller,
and Valeria,
the Tobacconist's Daughter.
For Peppino, sewing machines
exuded an inexplicable appeal,
much like his mother's
work instruments.
Rosaria Sansone
had an accounting degree
and worked as a typist
for 70,000 lira a month.
While her co-worker Assunta
didn't receive a thing
since her salary was collected
directly by her family.
Assunta had two dreams:
to find a boyfriend,
and buy a tube of tasty
Kraft mayonnaise.
Assunta, take this home,
-1 made it last night.
- Take it home ?
Then they'll eat it!
Spit it out!
Last but not least, cousin Gennaro,
who thought he was Superman.
Gennaro feared nothing,
except an evil mineral.
My mistake,
you're not transporting
Sure ? Don't you want to X-ray me ?
Till our next adventure !
Say hi to Batman for me
when you see him !
This is the story of a little boy
with glasses,
of a family, and of a superhero.
But it's not a story about childhood,
When I grow up
will I be like Superman ?
Hope not.
"Distinguished sirs"...
That fast ?
- What's that ?
- "Best regards".
This is "Peppino"..
this is "mother".
Gabelsberger shorthand.
I was fast as lightning,
I could've won the national
shorthand championship.
- Why didn't you do it ?
- Who would've taken care of you ?
and bathed you ?
Time to get out or your fingers
will shrivel up like a chicken's.
Won't your fingers shrivel up ?
Peppino, let's play a game...
go stand near the window out there,
try to spot another car
that's the same exact colour as ours.
- That's really hard !
- That's why this game is fun !
- If you win, you get 500 lira.
- Dry off first.
How dare you !
Missed shot by player 11,
Ferradini...
Peppino, ask dad and grandpa
if they want coffee.
Go on.
- Shh ! The match is on !
Peppino!
-Dad...
- The match !
Give us this day our daily bread,
forgive us our trespasses, as we
forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil, amen.
And remember each of you
has three mothers.
The first mum:
who doesthe cooking and cleaning at home.
The second:
who's up in heaven,And the third...
is me, your teacher
that the good Lord gave you.
That said,
place your hands on your desks
and let's begin parsing sentences...
"A man went to the market."
- "A" ?
- Indefinite article!
Good, Peppino.
"Man" ?
Common noun.
'Went" ?
From the verb "to go",
past tense,
third person singular
'To" ?
Imposimato, give it a try...
Definite article ?
Imposimato, you're making me crazy !
Give it another try... "To" ?
Adjective ?
An adjective ? "To" ?
How could that be an adjective ?
Come on, think it through.
To"...
Pre...
Prep...
Quiet!
- Preposition.
- What kind of preposition ?
Don't cry,
I had to tell you the answer!
"Market" ?
- What about me ?
- Be the goal.
- The goalie ?
- No, the goalpost.
No goal, it hit the post!
Peppino...
something happened,
something horrible happened.
Gennaro, your cousin,
Superman, is gone...
he was run over by the 111 bus...
He died, Peppino.
But Superman can't just die.
No?
He never dies...
unless the bus
was full of kryptonite...
that evil mineral!
put it there.
How about
we go to the fair on Sunday ?
we'll go to Procida.
It's a wonderful island.
Well take the ferry.
Me, you, and daddy.
Yes!
Don't run, you'll get hurt.
ROSARIA BEWARE,
ANTONIO'S "CHEETING" ON YOU
Come to daddy...
Rosaria, it's late, I have to go.
See you later.
Bye.
Why didn't you invite him,
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