La Dolce Vita Page #3

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He's here...

The producer Toto Scalise

has just arrived.

He's cast the star for a historic joint

production which will be shot in color...

Is that the Swedish woman?

Oh, man, I better not see her

or I'll have to kill my wife tonight!

Long live Sweden!

- Offered to the gorgeous

Swedish actress.

Showing her wonderful teeth...

...the beautiful Sylvia bites

into a typical Italian product...

...which, with its colors and its aroma,

is as joyful as our country.

Hi, Marcello.

Great piece of meat, huh?

Toto Scalise is leading the star through

customs. A crowd of fans awaits...

Such a long trip and she's

as fresh as a rose.

Clementelli, go over to customs,

immediately.

- Did you have a good trip?

- Yes, thank you.

What a confusion!

I:

- Come on, Marcello, pass him!

- Quit it! There's nowhere to go!

Come on, pass him.

Run him over!

Is it true that every morning

you bathe in ice?

Do you ever practice yoga?

Ask her which Italian historical figure

she would like to play.

Do you like bearded men?

Would you like something to drink?

Ma'am, what do you think

about Italian actresses?

For Cinema Nuovo, do you think

Italian neorealism is dead or alive?

Do you believe in friendship

among peoples?

Come on, with this phone!

No, no. It's that I couldn't

call you before. Thanks.

What do you think I'm doing?

I'm working.

Did you take your drops?

Are you alone with her?

There are at least 50 people in here!

Swear on your mother's life!

Go on, swear it!

Yes, I swear on my mother.

Beautiful? Well, yes,

if you like American beauty.

She's like a doll, like a big doll.

Yes.

Marcello, I'll come over there

and rip your eyes out!

Marcello, why don't you

come here right now?

No, I can't.

- I want to make love.

- What?

I want to make love!

- Yes, hold on a second.

- Where shall we take her?

First to St. Peter's,

then to the Quirinale.

Not a bad idea.

Here's our Robert!

Our actress' boyfriend.

- Marcello?

- What is it? Are you going out?

No, no. I'll wait for you here.

I'll stay home all day long.

What would you like to eat?

Something light.

You want a nice plate of ravioli?

I've got everything.

I'll just go downstairs for vegetables.

Then we'll go to the movies,

or we can stay in. As you like.

Marcello, do you love me?

Don't leave her alone!

Wonderful! Let's do another one.

Stop!

She never stops for a minute!

I finished the film.

I'll be right back, okay?

- Hey, where did she go?

- She's an elevator, that one!

You're everything, Sylvia.

You know that you're everything?

You're the first woman of creation.

You're the mother, the sister,

the lover, the friend...

...the angel, the devil,

the Earth, the home.

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