L.A. Without a Map Page #3

Synopsis: An "aspiring Hollywood actress" (Vinessa Shaw), on a visit to a charming North England town, has a brief fling with the town undertaker (David Tennant), who also writes obituaries for the local paper. Returning home, where she works as a waitress at a Japanese restaurant, she tells everyone about the handsome "writer" she met on her trip. Unfortunately, he decides to follow her back to Hollywood, setting up the expected light romantic comedy with asides as the newcomer gains experience about the goings on in Hollywood.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Mika Kaurismäki
Production: Dan Films
 
IMDB:
6.2
UNRATED
Year:
1998
107 min
109 Views


You can call me Sherlock.

Richard, what are you doing here?

I wanted to see you smile

bearded men hoping

they were famous directors.

See, I can grow my

I too, look.

-You're crazy.

This ?-safe, do not worry.

Why did not you

called ... first?

-Are not you glad?

Oh, you're saying?

Sorry ... It 'a piece

that Mr. Durgnatter

waiting at the table thirty-five,

I strongly recommend going there.

Oh ... okay.

Thank you, thank Sandra.

When can I see you?

Um ... Well, tomorrow I have a service

photo, you can come if you want.

-Okay, perfect.

-Okay.

Good morning, madam.

Oh, excuse me.

-What are you doing?

Excuse me.

In this room we slept

John Wayne with his horse.

-It 's a true story, you know?

Ah, yes?

Yes, sir.

Ah, I know that sometimes, and Tom

Nicole be lockable

suite for days

integers? Yes, sir.

Still I could hardly believe it.

I was in Los Angeles.

Barbara was here, and

my future with her.

-Are you in Paris?

-Of Bradford.

Yes, good, that looks like ?

one who was in Paris.

Have you ever been to Paris?

Well yes, of course I was there.

I'm moving there ...

You know how many dogs there are in Paris?

Uh, no, never

I have no idea. No.

Five hundred thousand ...

and imagine ...

each of those sons of b*tches

leaves a Bisognin least

once a day. It 'a

Lots of dog sh*t.

-And you know what?

-What?

Down with the a**holes: if ago

one thing I can not stand

-Are the a**holes. Right?

-Quite right.

Do you think you're doing.

And you seem very cool ...

? like I wanted

I wanted to get in touch

with Christ, uhu!

-You say?

This ?-pure philosophy, understand?

It 'a ... metaphor for love.

Yes, but not as ...

Ges? and Mary,

-Oh no, ? ... as e. .. Ges?

-Hey, Michael ...

-Tell me.

-Uh, sorry

excuse, but ... can not find it

a little '... blasphemous?

Per? works.

Mary Magdalene.

The bad girl, right?

England ...

Write-what, Richie?

Oh, uh ...

er, biographies ...

scripts ... novels ...

-Brava.

-Obituaries, here ...

a little of everything ', that is.

Do you know who might be ...

a great person, hm?

-Lo. Already.

-For an obituary?

For a story, you idiot.

Hey, King Richard,

make yourself useful. Pass ...

Pass me that lens laggi?.

Okay, we're gearing.

Let's see.

Yes, this good ?.

Okay.

Well cos?.

Brava, cos? I like ...

-Snakes!

-Quiet, bite only if

are good or if they're crazy.

This crazy ?

and is very well ...

An Indian would not kill

never a rattlesnake.

Would keep it in a cage to use

the poison as a sexual stimulant.

-Can I get gi? from this ...?

-It 's the big beast, more

I've ever seen in my life.

And 'what is usually

I say women.

-Michael?

-What I also hope that Barbara ...

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Mika Kaurismäki

Mika Juhani Kaurismäki (Finnish: [ˈmikɑ ˈkɑurismæki]; born 21 September 1955) is a Finnish film director. more…

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