L.A. Story Page #3

- I don't know. Are these

the same price as these others?

- A little more.

How do I look in these?

You look... fabulous!

Okay, mark them.

You have to stand up straight,

or they won't be right. - Ok.

Do you like a break in them?

- A little.

Like that?

That's fine.

When's pick-up?

Just about anytime you want.

Wednesday all right?

Yeah, fine.

I'll just slip out of these.

There are two events in my life

that I consider magical,

that couldn't

be explained scientifically.

The first of them was about to happen.

Hi.

Ruok?

Are you okay?

Oh, "Are you okay?" Yeah, I'm fine.

- What?

Who are you?

I can see that.

I'm being filmed, I know.

I'm being filmed.

All right.

- Is this a joke or something?

How am I in trouble?

So, what do I do?

What?

- Oh, do it again!

Well, I'll work on it.

Bye, bye.

The sign spoke to me.

It said I was in trouble.

- If you talked to a sign, you are.

So I'll see you Sunday?

- I got a shower Sunday.

Yeah, I should take a bath. Monday?

Pick me up at 8:
30.

- 8:
30? No one eats at six anymore?

Quiet! Quiet! It's me, quiet!

Will you be quiet!

I don't need a key.

Who's daddy?

An entire block in North Hollywood

had to be evacuated today,

cause of a shower of tennis balls.

It seems the cargo...

Ready.

Mom!

- Say name again.

What a surprise this weekend when

the weather turned unseasonably low.

Here's our wacky weatherman

with a report.

When the weather

dropped down to 58 this weekend,

how did you cope?

We just shut all the windows.

And what about your pets?

The cats were out until around 10:00

but it got too cold and they came in.

The cats were out until 10:00 but

it got too cold and they came in.

That's how L.A. Coped with

that low of 58 that made

the weekend a real weenie shrinker.

Thank you.

And now, the toupee report.

Winds 5 to 10 miles an hour,

gusting to 15 in the late afternoon.

So stay indoors, or wear a hat!

This is Harris K. Telemacher

with the wiggy weekend weather.

Hello, this is Harris.

Please start talking at the beep.

Hello?

- Hello.

Is this a person?

- Yes.

Harris Telemacher?

- Yes.

This is Sara McDowel. We met at lunch?

Yeah, you're the reporter.

- Journalist.

And you're the weatherman.

Meteorologist.

- I just got

your number from Trudi Cowles.

I want to interview you for my piece.

English, French, or Italian?

You speak all those languages?

- No, just English.

Bugger!

Ready.

Dial Mom.

Domino's Pizza, this is Julian...

- Sorry, sorry...

Want some trail mix? Fruit? Cookies?

How do you stay so thin?

Maybe women burn fat faster than men.

That's disguisting.

That's my friend,

smart, pretty, and quite a fat burner.

You're just jealous.

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