L!fe Happens Page #4
This is a place of business.
You can't bring your baby to a place of business.
I know. I'm really sorry,
Francesca...
Save your song and dance
for someone who cares.
Just get out of my sight
before I fire you.
Francesca...
Just go now.
Okay. I'm sorry.
She better be. Yes, Tinsly
doesn't like the baby either.
Tinsie doesn't like the babies.
No babies for Tinsly.
Gimme a kiss.
Tinsly, I love you.
You're the only one who understands me.
Hey. Hi, you little guy.
How are you?
Hi, Pop POP-
Hi, baby.
Boy, the last time
I saw you this depressed
was when you got
stood up on prom night.
I got it.
You got it?
Yeah. I got him.
I got him.
I don't have my purse.
You got it? Okay.
You hanging in there?
I don't know what
I'm doing, Pop Pop.
(DOOR OPENING)
How do you lose your shoes
caught in a rug?
I'm starving!
DEENA:
Me too!(GROANS)
Yeah, marshmallows!
Whoever invented Rice
Krispy treats is a genius.
Housewives, dude.
The undersung heroes.
But, seriously.
How do you make them?
In a pot?
Nobody uses pots any more.
We'll put them in a bowl, and then
we'll put them in the microwave.
I have a bowl!
(SCREECHING)
(GROANS)
Four minutes
and 20 seconds.
(BOTH WHOOPING)
(MAX CRYING)
God, you've gotta
be kidding me!
(MAX CONTINUES CRYING)
(WHIRRING)
Where the heck
are my keys?
(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING
ON RADIO)
Found them. Bye.
Hey.
Hi.
Are there any
more burritos?
any more, dude, sorry.
Guess I'll just eat
a hot sauce packet.
So, how are you?
(GRUNTS) I've been better.
How about you? How's naked sushi?
to be naked, so I quit,
but I already have another
job, Valet of the Dolls
I think I've seen that on
Hollywood's Sleaziest Jobs.
It's that girl's
valet company, right?
Yeah. $25 an hour just
to park cars, plus tips.
I saw a woman
wearing a full burqa
going into a bikini
waxing place today,
and I thought of you.
Okay, I would love to stay and
hang out with you, sweetheart.
I'm sorry this stupid thing doesn't
work, but I gotta go get dressed.
You know what? Me too.
Me three.
But, guys!
Somebody has to babysit.
Well, dude, I stayed with Max
for the last weird dog event.
No, you didn't! It was that adopt an
incontinent cocker spaniel thing,
and you hit on Simon Rex
in the bathroom.
Sh*t!
KIM:
Guys.I would give anything
not to go tonight,
but, unfortunately,
if I wanna keep my job,
I have to be out
the door in six minutes.
Please, can you just work
it out amongst yourselves?
Play for it?
I never win.
Chicken? (CLUCKS)
Fine.
Here. Deal.
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