L!fe Happens Page #4

Synopsis: Unabashed party girl, Kim, is in for a rush of reality after a one night stand results in unexpected motherhood. Clearly not ready for the dating "buzz kill" that having a baby can bring, Kim eventually comes to realize that being a good parent to a precious little boy has its own rewards...
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Kat Coiro
Production: PMK-BNC
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
44
Rotten Tomatoes:
26%
R
Year:
2011
100 min
Website
241 Views


This is a place of business.

You can't bring your baby to a place of business.

I know. I'm really sorry,

Francesca...

Save your song and dance

for someone who cares.

Just get out of my sight

before I fire you.

Francesca...

Just go now.

Okay. I'm sorry.

She better be. Yes, Tinsly

doesn't like the baby either.

Tinsie doesn't like the babies.

No babies for Tinsly.

Gimme a kiss.

Give Mommy a kiss right here.

Tinsly, I love you.

You're the only one who understands me.

Hey. Hi, you little guy.

How are you?

Hi, Pop POP-

Hi, baby.

Boy, the last time

I saw you this depressed

was when you got

stood up on prom night.

I got it.

You got it?

Yeah. I got him.

I got him.

I don't have my purse.

You got it? Okay.

You hanging in there?

I don't know what

I'm doing, Pop Pop.

(DOOR OPENING)

How do you lose your shoes

caught in a rug?

I'm starving!

DEENA:
Me too!

(FAINT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(GROANS)

Yeah, marshmallows!

Whoever invented Rice

Krispy treats is a genius.

Housewives, dude.

The undersung heroes.

But, seriously.

How do you make them?

In a pot?

Nobody uses pots any more.

We'll put them in a bowl, and then

we'll put them in the microwave.

I have a bowl!

(SCREECHING)

(GROANS)

Four minutes

and 20 seconds.

(BOTH WHOOPING)

(MAX CRYING)

God, you've gotta

be kidding me!

(MAX CONTINUES CRYING)

(WHIRRING)

Where the heck

are my keys?

(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING

ON RADIO)

Found them. Bye.

Hey.

Hi.

Are there any

more burritos?

I don't think there are

any more, dude, sorry.

Guess I'll just eat

a hot sauce packet.

So, how are you?

(GRUNTS) I've been better.

How about you? How's naked sushi?

They actually wanted me

to be naked, so I quit,

but I already have another

job, Valet of the Dolls

I think I've seen that on

Hollywood's Sleaziest Jobs.

It's that girl's

valet company, right?

Yeah. $25 an hour just

to park cars, plus tips.

I saw a woman

wearing a full burqa

going into a bikini

waxing place today,

and I thought of you.

Okay, I would love to stay and

hang out with you, sweetheart.

I'm sorry this stupid thing doesn't

work, but I gotta go get dressed.

You know what? Me too.

Me three.

But, guys!

Somebody has to babysit.

Well, dude, I stayed with Max

for the last weird dog event.

No, you didn't! It was that adopt an

incontinent cocker spaniel thing,

and you hit on Simon Rex

in the bathroom.

Sh*t!

KIM:
Guys.

I would give anything

not to go tonight,

but, unfortunately,

if I wanna keep my job,

I have to be out

the door in six minutes.

Please, can you just work

it out amongst yourselves?

Play for it?

I never win.

Chicken? (CLUCKS)

Fine.

Here. Deal.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes

Kat Coiro

Kat Coiro is an American director and writer. more…

All Kat Coiro scripts | Kat Coiro Scripts

0 fans

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Discuss this script with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "L!fe Happens" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 29 Mar. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/l!fe_happens_12076>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    Watch the movie trailer

    L!fe Happens

    Browse Scripts.com

    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.