L!fe Happens

Synopsis: Unabashed party girl, Kim, is in for a rush of reality after a one night stand results in unexpected motherhood. Clearly not ready for the dating "buzz kill" that having a baby can bring, Kim eventually comes to realize that being a good parent to a precious little boy has its own rewards...
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Kat Coiro
Production: PMK-BNC
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
44
Rotten Tomatoes:
26%
R
Year:
2011
100 min
Website
93 Views


"Unfortunately,

we cannot accept..."

(SIGHS) I'm gonna stab

myself in the face.

Please don't.

"However, we think the

excerpt from your book,

"'A Self Made

Woman's Lifestyle:

"'Separating Yourself

from the Bitches..."'

That title is way too long...

However, however.

"Will be the perfect

inaugural headliner

"for our online edition

featuring new voices."

(LAUGHS)

Oh!

Oh, I'm in!

Okay, get up,

I have work to do.

Okay. Here we go.

Marc, I thought we were gonna at

least try to raise the kid together.

It'd be career suicide to turn

down a Hawaiian Tropic pro-tour.

You understand that?

Can we get your scrawl?

Oh, yeah, sure.

BOY:
Thanks, man.

Sure.

See? I'm blowing up.

What about when

you come back?

Well, if I come back.

I got things, you know?

I think he's

better off without me.

I'm doing

the right thing here.

I'm ripping it off fast,

like a Band-Aid. Okay?

Peace, all right? Okay.

All right. Be well.

(GURGLING)

(SHUSHING)

KIM:
I feel like a big

slab of hamburger

that's been

mushed into a human.

This was, like,

my one day a week

to feel like

a normal human being.

Now, I'm like, seriously a mom

now, like seven days a week.

That is kind of

how it works.

Well, I know,

but what am I gonna do?

Look, lots of women have been

exactly where you are right now.

You can still have everything

you've always wanted,

and your kid is gonna respect

the hell out of you for it.

Huh?

Let's get a massage.

(MOANING)

I am so getting one of these when

I get my first big paycheck.

I don't care how

nouveau riche it is.

(MAX CRYING)

Oh, it's okay. It's okay.

Oh, God, yes!

(DEENA MOANING)

That's okay, baby.

I guess I can

breast-feed in here.

And it's the perfect place to find

something hideous for your boss.

You know, it used to

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