L!fe Happens Page #2
"Unfortunately,
we cannot accept..."
(SIGHS) I'm gonna stab
myself in the face.
Please don't.
"However, we think the
excerpt from your book,
"'A Self Made
Woman's Lifestyle:
"'Separating Yourself
from the B*tches..."'
That title is way too long...
However, however.
"Will be the perfect
inaugural headliner
"for our online edition
featuring new voices."
(LAUGHS)
Oh!
Oh, I'm in!
Okay, get up,
I have work to do.
Okay. Here we go.
Marc, I thought we were gonna at
least try to raise the kid together.
It'd be career suicide to turn
down a Hawaiian Tropic pro-tour.
You understand that?
Can we get your scrawl?
Oh, yeah, sure.
BOY:
Thanks, man.Sure.
See? I'm blowing up.
What about when
you come back?
Well, if I come back.
I got things, you know?
I think he's
better off without me.
I'm doing
I'm ripping it off fast,
like a Band-Aid. Okay?
Peace, all right? Okay.
All right. Be well.
(GURGLING)
(SHUSHING)
KIM:
I feel like a bigslab of hamburger
that's been
mushed into a human.
This was, like,
my one day a week
to feel like
Now, I'm like, seriously a mom
now, like seven days a week.
That is kind of
how it works.
Well, I know,
but what am I gonna do?
Look, lots of women have been
exactly where you are right now.
You can still have everything
you've always wanted,
and your kid is gonna respect
the hell out of you for it.
Huh?
Let's get a massage.
(MOANING)
I am so getting one of these when
I get my first big paycheck.
I don't care how
nouveau riche it is.
(MAX CRYING)
Oh, it's okay. It's okay.
Oh, God, yes!
(DEENA MOANING)
That's okay, baby.
I guess I can
breast-feed in here.
And it's the perfect place to find
something hideous for your boss.
You know, it used to
be that a very select,
few lucky people
got to see my b*obs,
and now I whip them out
everywhere like they're udders.
So wean him.
Breast milk is free
and I'm broke.
Oh, God! This is so hard.
Nobody tells you it's gonna be so hard!
Yes, they do, Kim.
That's pretty much all people say.
Not to mention I haven't had
contact with a man in over a year.
Well, I think
we have a winner.
All right.
Let's just go.
Don't get mad at me
for saying this,
but I think you'd
feel better if you'd
go back into launching
your doggy mall.
How am I supposed
to do that?
What about Francesca?
What's the point of working for the
b*tch if she's not gonna invest?
I just think part of what's getting
you down, Kim, is that, you know,
you're not
really doing anything.
I mean, career-wise,
career-wise.
I have been making inroads with
Francesca, okay? I mean...
Fine, not specifically, but
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