Kurt Turns Evil Page #2

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knows so many exciting people.

I talked to the prime minister!

Can you imagine?

Dr. Petter

wants me to design his new garage.

Isn't it wonderfuI?

I don't think you should talk

so much about Dr. Petter.

You should talk about me.

I'm the one you're most fond of.

You are most fond of me, right,

Anne-Lise?

And you think driving forklifts

is extremely important, don't you?

Cheers!

The forklift race

is coming up pretty soon.

I think I'll pass this year.

See you later, guys!

Hey, be carefuI!

Oh-la-la!

You saved my life!

Are you a... doctor?

Sure.

Sleeping under water

can result in a premature death.

I know. But we sailors are always

so tired when we go ashore.

We spend our nights awake,

fooling around and drinking.

Well, don't drink too much,

exercise and eat fiber.

Wait! In my family,

if someone saves our life, -

- we give them

our most prized possession.

- What is your most prized possession?

- I have nothing.

But if I find something nice,

I'll make sure you get it.

Time to upgrade

that kindergarten, Rigmor!

The only thing that needs upgrading

is your head!

Is there a doctor here?

We need a doctor!

We need a doctor!

Is there a doctor here?

Is there a doctor here?

We need a doctor!

Did you say doctor?

At your service!

Thank goodness!

A woman over here needs help.

- You aren't a doctor.

- Shut up!

- Then I'm a doctor too.

- You're a tiny moron!

Rigmor has taught us first aid.

I'm as much of a doctor as you.

Please, doctor!

- Are you a doctor?

- Yes.

- Me too.

- Him too?

Then help her!

Let's see...

- Where does it hurt?

- In my butt.

In your butt. Let me see...

How old are you?

-42.

- Have you eaten spoiled shrimp?

- No.

- Have you put anything up your butt?

- No.

- Should we call an ambulance?

Or a better doctor?

A miracle!

That's what I call doctors!

Allowme to buy you

an insanely luxurious dinner.

WonderfuI Copenhagen!

Hello, doctor!

- Let's get a job at the hospitaI.

- Rigmor wouldn't...

- Is Rigmor here right now?.

- No, you are.

Exactly! And I say

let's get a job at the hospitaI.

I'm a doctor, and I need a phone!

- Gunnar speaking.

- Hi. I quit as of... right now.

You can't quit. You've always been

a forklift driver. The best.

I need a more important job now.

- You're important to me.

- You don't know any better.

You've never

talked like this before, Kurt.

That's your problem!

I'm a doctor now. Bye!

Hello?

Rigmor?

Bud's a doctor

and you can go to hell!

- Here's the doctor's office.

- Here's the head doctor's office.

Here's the chief

head doctor's office.

And here's the super mega

chief head doctor's office!

Damned piece-of-junk machine!

- Are you the super mega chief?

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