Kurt Turns Evil

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My voice was never that deep

at age three.

My kindergarten teacher Rigmor says

kids mature faster today.

I'm so tired of Rigmor!

Rigmor says

you're tired of yourself.

But I'm wonderfuI!

Why would I be tired of myself?

Very funny!

You never laugh at anything funny.

Rigmor says that laughter

is a sign of instability.

You're one twisted kid, Bud.

And Rigmor is a crown idiot.

Good morning, my lovely architect!

Sweet dreams?

I dreamt that I got to

design a house by myself!

How can you dream about

something that boring?

- Rigmor says...

- Shut up, Bud!

I agree!

"Rigmor says blah-blah-blah. "

- It's time for a newkindergarten.

- Excellent idea.

- Good morning, my conservative son.

- Get thee hence, laborer!

Get thee hence, satanic rocker!

Were it up to me, there'd be more

police on the streets. To arrest you!

Rigmor!

- What is important, children?

- Your inner self. Your inner self.

Morning, Gunnar.

Kurt!

Is it really necessary

with such rough language, boys?

Can't we all just get along?

What do you think about cancelling

the forklift race this year?

- What do you mean?

- The mood here is already aggressive.

We don't need any more competition.

Let's all hug!

The race is on, Gunnar!

And I intend to crush everyone,

as usuaI!

Alrighty then!

Let's get back to work, boys.

Yes!

You motherfucker!

Is that language necessary?

KURT TURNS EVIL:

Pancakes again?

Why can't we have canapes and wine?

This is forklift-driver food.

Four out of five here

are not forklift drivers.

And four out of five here will

never become Young Conservatives.

Have you had a nice architect day?

What is this?

- Nothing.

- It's a lovely forklift garage!

It's a doghouse! No one sees my true

talent. I want to drawbigger things.

Size doesn't matter.

Except when it comes to forklifts.

Sorry!

CarefuI, you Polish idiot!

You could have ruined my statue!

Hi there!

Dr. Petter.

I'm your newneighbor.

You practically ruined our house!

Not much of a house.

At least not for a doctor.

- Perhaps you aren't doctors?

- Rigmor says all people are equaI.

Here's money for repairs.

There's more where that came from.

You think you can ruin our house

and buy your way out?

- Yup.

- We'll see about that!

What a charming doghouse!

Are you an architect?

Architect is such a big word.

But yes, I suppose I am.

I love architects.

Simply love them!

- Do you love forklifts?

- Nope. Talk to you later.

WonderfuI Copenhagen!

What are you doing?!

- What an exciting, delightfuI man.

- DelightfuI?

- He destroyed our house!

- But he paid for the damages.

He has a newhouse.

He probably needs an architect.

Can we buy a car like Dr. Petter's?

I don't want

some stupid doctor's car!

We couldn't afford it anyway.

Because Fat Helena eats too much!

A new car? That's the

stupidest thing I've ever heard.

- What do you say, Bud?

- Rigmor says to love what you have.

What was that?

What is he doing over there?

- He's blasting out his newpooI.

- How do you know?.

- Because I'm drawing it!

- Traitor! Quisling!

He pays well.

And we need the money.

"We need the money. "

Jesus Christ!

Dinner is served!

I'm eating at Dr. Petter's tonight.

Hope you don't mind.

He's inaugurating his newbarbecue.

Have a steak!

Hi!

I'm riding with Dr. Petter today.

WonderfuI Copenhagen!

Come on, Kurt!

Dr. Petter's food tastes like shit

compared to this!

Don't talk like that about his food.

He's my client, after all.

Can't we get a private chef?

Dr. Petter's getting one tomorrow.

- What's happening tomorrow?.

- He's inaugurating his newpooI.

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