Kung Pow: Enter the Fist Page #2

learn who"s the best.

Hmm !

- Huh? I-- Uh--

Aha ! F ace-to-foot style.

Howd you like it?

Im sure on some planet

your style is quite impressive.

But your weak link is,

this is Earth.

- Oh, yeah?

Try my nuts-to-your-fist style !

Oh ! Uuh !

Whos laughing now?

Please, stop ! Wimp Lo sucks

as a fighter ! A child could beat him !

- Im gonna count to three, and if

I hear one more friggin squeak,

- Im gonna take his shoes

and shove "em up his--

- Chosen One !

- Master Pains in town !

- Did you hear that?

Master Pain? Are you sure?

Gotcha now ! Guy-ee !

- Ay, ay ! Why? Why?

- No ! Please !

I am bleeding,

making me the victor.

Master Pains meeting with the mayor.

Oh, this is bad.

Eh, Master Pain...

will perform his skill.

Please.

Mm, hah !

- Towel. Mm, thanks.

Now, then, Master Pain

has heard rumor...

that the Chosen One

was spotted in town.

Do what he says,

or hell cut off your big toe.

On that you can trust me.

Let him hear it.

Oh, thats tender.

That is tender.

Thank you.

I have been called "bad" before.

Many have said

I do things...

that are not correct to do.

I dont believe in

such talk as this.

I am nice man with happy feelings

all of the time !

First, a joke.

What do you get when you cross

an owl with a bungee cord?

- My ass. Nyah, ha ha ! Ha ha !

- Enough !

- Hmph !

Gentlemen,

from this day forward...

you will all refer to me

by the name "Betty."

But isnt Betty

a womans name?

Easy, easy !

We dont want to lose

any more toes here.

Youll all have to excuse

Master Pain-- uh, Betty.

Its 12:
00

and time for his nap.

Heh, Betty?

Hmm, sleepy time.

Come along.

Whoo ! Aah !

i must find if I too,

possess this special skill.

Remember, do not stop

until I give you the signal,

or dramatically throw you to

the ground and request a towel.

Im ready.

Ooh, ow ! You can't--

Could you please--

Er, uh,

should we keep going?

He said to hit him until he gave

the signal to stop.

Did anyone hear

the signal ?

Well, he was whining

for a while.

- Do you think whining was the signal ?

- Rr-rr !

Hey, whoa, easy.

We should wait a second or so.

- Hey, guys.

Come on. Oh, well.

- Hey, wait, wait.

He did say the part about

dramatically throwing us off his body.

Oh, thats right. Yeah.

Okay.

Go ahead.

Throw us off !

Hes not gonna die, is he?

You think he wants

his towel ?

- Hey, uh--

- Thats pretty still.

Maybe its time we should--

We better get home, guys.

Nobody say anything

to mom.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hah !

I am Whoa.

Okay.

It is not yet your time.

You must not stand against Master Pain.

- It"s "Betty" now.

- Oh. You must not stand against Betty.

if you fight,

he will kill you.

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