Kung Fu Panda Page #2

Wow... Look at that!

Hey! Get out of the way!

Uhh...Oh...ohh!

Ah...ah...aah!

Hiyaah...ouch!

And finally, Master Tigress.

Believe me citizens,

you have not seen anything yet.

I know!

Master Tigress faces Iron Arms

and its Blades of Death.

I sense the Dragon Warrior

is among us.

Citizens of the Valley of Peace,

Master Oogway will now choose

the Dragon Warrior.

Hah...butta...

No, no, no wait!

Yaa...ahh.

Ha...ha...haah!

Ha...ha...haah.

Po! What are you doing?

What does it look

like I'm doing?

Stop! Stop!

I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior.

But I don't understand,

you finally have the noodle dream.

I lied.

I don't dream about noodles, Dad.

I love Kung Fu...uuu!

Oh come on son.

Let's get back to work.

Heay...okay.

Ahh...aahh...aah.

Po!...Heay...heay...hey.

Oh...Somebody...

Oh. What's going on?

... Where?

Why are you pointing...?

Oh. Okay. Sorry. I just wanted

to see who the Dragon Warrior was?

How interesting?

Master, are you pointing at me?

Him.

Who?

You.

Me?

The universe has brought

us the Dragon Warrior.

What? What?

What? What!

Stop wait.

Who told you to...

Master Oogway, wait.

That crabby panda can't possibly

be the answer to our problem.

You were about to appoint the Tigress.

and that thing fell in front of her.

That was just an accident.

There are no accidents.

Forgive us Master.

We have failed you.

No. If the panda has not quit by

morning, then I would have failed you.

Wait, wait, wait!

I bring a message... from Master Shifu.

What? Double the guard?

Extra precautions?

Your prison may not be adequate?

You doubt my prison security?

Absolutely not.

Shifu does.

I'm just the messenger.

I'll give you a message

for your Master Shifu.

Escape from Chorgom prison

is impossible!

Impressive isn't it?

Yes, very impressive.

It is very impressive.

One way in.

And one way out.

One thousand guards

and one prisoner.

Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Lung.

Take us down.

Ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh

Oh...oo...oh..

Oh my...

Behold Tai Lung.

I'll umm...I'll just

wait right here.

It's nothing to worry about.

It's perfectly safe.

Crossbows!

At the ready.

Crossbows?

Hey, tough guy.

Did you hear...

Oogway is finally going to give

someone the Dragon Scroll...

...and it's not going to be you.

What are you doing?

Don't get him mad.

What is he going to do about it?

I've got him completely immobilized.

Haa...haa...haa...haa!

Oh...Did I step on

the wittie kitty’s tail?

I'm gonna... I've seen enough.

I'm gonna tell Shifu that he

has nothing to worry about.

No, he doesn't.

Okay I'll tell him that.

Hmm...

Can we please go now?

Oh. Wait a second.

I think there has been

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