Kummeli kultakuume Page #2

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You need to leave

Hey submanager, do you think that

when butterfly's dung beetle has -

been on the watch next to

elephant's arse for weeks, -

it didn't know that one it

is going to fly off -

to hell when the elephant farts.

-What?

It's going to build a house there

Out!

Hey submanager, don't start

to give birth here -

when Dille is speaking.

-Out

Hey, may I drive Aspen?

Why not

Autoradio plays:

"Titanic, iron shell..."

Should I buy glasses?

-I don't know

Should you drive?

-I don't know

I think you drive f***ing well

Goddammit

Goddammit, kneecap

J.P!

Broman!

Where the hell is Hautamki?

Towards where we shall drive to?

Keep driving

May I have a cigarette?

That's what I was thinking,

that now we must -

go and get you cigarettes.

(In Swedish:
) That must we do

(Car radio plays:)

"I look at deserted sandbeach"

"Thoughts of mine travel far"

"Here with you"

"I once get to be, just two of us"

"I look at the deserted sandbeach"

"the most beautiful memories they are"

"the summerday when

I get to be the luckiest"

"I look at the deserted sandbeach..."

"Thoughts of mine travel far"

Hey, can you drive while

I put on some makeup?

Hey hey, what did just happen?

I guess we ran out of petrol

How do I drive this?

Never know who comes to visit

Hey Dille!

-Yes?

What the hell stroke us?

-Looks like Seat Malaga

Would it better if you drove?

-Why so?

I might faint.

-Yes I can drive

F***, my shirt ripped.

-The dices flew to hell

Oh terrible, what a wreck

Terrible wreck and where

is my other shoe?

Hey

Was that ke Blomqvist?

Hautamki, Hautamki,

where is my make-up comb?

Hautamki?

Hautamki is dead! And

look at my Seat Malaga

You are murderers!

Look at Dille's Aspen

I feel like my skull is loose.

-I see

A little bit feels on forehead

May I have a cigarette?

-Of course

May I sit down?

-Go ahead

Thank you. You are nice gentlemen

I value good manners, -

although I myself am from a madhouse.

-So are we

My family is from up north.

You happen to know Kyrp-Jooseppi?

We don't.

-He was my father

We are on our way to his

gold cache with Broman

Broman is my nurse from the madhouse

Boys, hasn't it been a nice day?

-Yes. Pretty legendary

Broman is gay by the way.

No need to care about it

Join us to the gold rapids

There should be enough for everyone

I'm not so much after gold,

but that Broman

He is so greedy for everything

that shines. He is like a magpie

Now he woke up.

-Hautamki

Hautamki, don't tell me

you told them -

about our secret to those dudes?

Don't be inconsiderate.

These are nice buddies

This is Dille and Jns.

-Good day

Don't believe him, he is insane

I mean totally crazy

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