Kristin's Christmas Past Page #2
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- 2013
- 83 min
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I just think it's time to grow up.
To start going home for Christmas
like normal people.
Please don't leave me
alone for Christmas.
No, I'm sorry, I cannot live
in the past anymore.
I have to go.
Merry Christmas.
Can I please have a bottle of champagne?
What is that?
No charge. Special gift for Christmas.
Seriously?
It's delicious. Please take it.
Ooh, yeah. Yeah. I will take it.
Thank you.
Merry Christmas.
Hey. Bean.
Oh, did you miss me, young man?
Yeah, well.
We're gonna celebrate
Christmas alone this year, Bean.
because Jamie's decided
to go home for Christmas
with some bobblehead model.
Yeah.
That is amazing.
Oh, Bean.
I'm sorry, but you can't have any.
At least you'd never
leave me to drink alone.
Yeah?
Oh, Bean.
I do this to myself.
I'm alone on Christmas.
And it's been so long I don't even know
how to fix it.
hanging mistletoe...
See the laughing eyes
That's really good.
I just wish
I could go home.
And the voices singing...
Who are you? And why are you in my bed?
Oh my God. Where did you come from?
Oh my God, baby Bean.
Don't touch my cat. How do you know
my cat's name?
Put my cat down. Baby Bean.
Oh my God, you are like one of those
addicted people who
crawls in the wrong window.
I'm not. Trust me.
Hey, stay away from me.
I promise you I'm not
one of those people.
Do not touch me,
or I will
dial 9-1-1.
Please don't do that. Give me one reason
I shouldn't.
Because I'm not a stranger.
I'm you. What?
Yeah. Um... Okay.
I said a good reason, you crazy lady.
What is this? Is this, like, 1997?
It's '96.
How do you not know what year it is?
And, seriously, how could you be me?
You are, like, old.
And wearing a Santa stripper outfit.
I am 34, that is not old.
And, look, I don't know why I'm here.
other than this is, like,
the world's worst hangover.
And this is some kind
But I am telling you
that I am you.
From the future.
Prove it.
Prove it?
Okay, I'll prove it.
Um...
This scar. You got it
when you were ten years old.
Dad got me that giant sled,
and I ran it right into a parked car.
I kept asking if I was gonna die.
You have been best friends with Jamie
since you were in first grade.
Jamie? Um.
Hold on, um...
Oh.
No, there's nothing in there.
Uh, no... Yes.
Wait. Oh, no, that's private.
How did you know that was there?
Seriously?
Nobody cares that you have
a crush on Bill Clinton.
I mean, just don't get
an internship in D.C.,
and you'll be fine.
This does not make any sense
in any way whatsoever. Oh!
You love Jerry Maguire.
You were totally obsessed
with the O.J. trial.
Everyone was obsessed
with that trial, not just me.
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