Krampus Page #2
Whoo!
Thank you, honey.
Thank you.
Oh, my goodness.
A holiday roast is a surprise.
Hemorrhoids are a surprise.
She is a goddamn nightmare.
What were you thinking?
Come on,
she's not that bad.
Oh.
She's not! Besides,
she tricked me, okay?
I thought we were just dropping
off gifts, and she came
to the door with a suitcase.
What was I supposed to do,
tell her she has to spend
Christmas by herself?
No, but at least you
could have warned me
when one of your mistakes
You think everything I do
is a mistake.
Well--
sorry. Look out. Look out.
Hey, honey.
Oh. Oh!
I think this
warhead's armed.
You're so stinky.
Okay, I'm gonna go change her.
Let's go this way.
Just set that up
wherever you want, t.
Uhh! The whole truck
smells like sh*t. Uhh!
So, what's for dinner?
That's my boy!
That's my boy!
It sure is.
into game shape.
By the time he gets to
high school, he's gonna be the
biggest lineman in the state.
Did you ever spend any time
on the field, Tommy?
No, actually, I didn't
have time in my younger years.
I was in training mostly.
What were you training for?
Uh, army? Marines?
It was the eagle scouts.
Eagle scouts.
Now, eagle scouts, kids,
that's where you weave baskets
and help little old ladies
across the street.
Am I right?
No, no.
No, no, no. It was
actually quite a bit of,
uh, survival training.
So--
well, the only survival training
i need is my old smoke pole
and a big, fat box of buckshot
that I keep out in that truck.
A Shepherd has got to
protect his flock.
Honey, we said no gun talk
at the dinner table.
This family needs
a little gun talk,
whether it's
at the dinner table
or anywhere else.
Wow. Looks like Chrissy's
really enjoying my gravlax.
Careful, kids.
Remember that your aunt Sarah
likes everything to be clean
and perfect,
and that's why she makes so much
food that you can't pronounce.
Well, I just thought you guys
might like a break from macaroni
and cheese with hot dogs.
- Yeah, okay.
- Well, you were wrong.
And who doesn't make
a ham at Christmas?
What are you now, a Jew?
Maybe it's time
for dessert, hmm?
It's delicious, honey.
It's a little dry.
Okay. Well,
mine's delicious.
Well, I guess I should
have gotten your bird.
- Just say something nice.
- I'll say it when she gets
back if dessert's good.
Well, if you could
just do me a favor.
Tell him about Santa.
Just say something
nice about dessert.
Hey.
Maxi-pad. Hear what
happened to Santa?
No, Stevie.
What happened to Santa?
Heard it on the news.
His sleigh crashed
in the rockies.
Shattered both his legs.
Frostbite took care of his pain
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