Koi... Mil Gaya Page #3

Sukhwani, give them a ticket.

Excuse me, sir.

Perhaps you don't know who I am.

I know. You're Raj, the District

Magistrate Harbans Saxena's son.

Sukhwani, collect double the

fine from them. - Yes sir.

And have this news splashed

in the local newspapers.

People ought to know that when

Inspector Khan is in-charge...

no one can take things for granted.

Not even if he's Distt. Magistrate's son...

or the District Magistrate himself.

I hope you've got the message.

Colonel! Come on out!

Harbans! I have never seen

a moron like you!

Couldn't you even

come to receive me?

Malhotra, there can't be a bigger

idiot than you in the world!

You sent a fax that you were coming,

but you didn't tell me when and how!

Where would I have come

to receive you, you idiot?

Relax... must you welcome someone

with swear words like this?

But that's how this duffer is!

Look at him! He won't even embrace me.

My dear friend!

So nice to meet you.

Now that he has retired...

he has come to spend the rest of

his life with his friend.

And this friendship we will

celebrate for a whole year to come.

To begin with, we'll have a grand

party at our bungalow this evening.

At least come and sit down first.

- Come.

Well, well! I forgot to ask you

the most important question!

Where's our little doll...?

Our tiny little girl?

Your tiny little doll has grown up.

- Is it?

But where is she, Indu?

Why're you late?

- Not late at all.

The bus has yet to come...

and we'll have a blast watching

the three and half hour movie!

Three and a half hour movie?

- That's the fashion nowadays.

The bus has arrived!

Come quickly... we may miss the bus.

Come quickly.

The bus has left, we miss the movie

and our holiday's in ruins!

I've just arrived in the city.

Can you tell me where Shanti Villa is?

Shanti Villa? Over there...

- No, it's on this side!

But... - The jeep's going empty...

the girl's gullible,

she'll drop us at the movies.

Let's go. We'll take you there.

By the way, my name is Nisha

What's yours?

What places could one see here?

- Several.

How about the nightlife here?

What do folks do in the nights?

They sleep.

Are there no discos in town?

- There are. But kids aren't allowed.

Kids?

Hey! This is not Shanti Villa!

- This is a cinema hall.

But I... - You want to go Shanti Villa.

And we want go to the movie!

Shanti Villa's not far though,

Take a right, a left...

then right, left, left...

you'll reach Shanti Villa.

So you guys wanted a lift!

- Right, auntie!

You ought to be ashamed!

You fool people along with these kids?

And on top of that, you are laughing?

- I'm laughing at your nose.

When you scream, it twitches funnily!

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