Knights of Badassdom Page #2
No, there's no need for drama.
You always have a place
here at meine castle.
I still love her.
We can't leave him like this.
I know.
I'll be fine... Just go.
Go... Kill your fake dragons.
This is awkward.
I know what you need.
Come on.
Come on!
Uh-uh.
I told you, I don't do
that sh*t any more.
Yeah and the reason you quit
just kicked you to the curb.
So I think it's high time that
you got back in the saddle.
It's a sativa, dude.
It'll lift your spirits
but not knock you out.
Just do it... it's nothing.
Okay.
I love you.
I love you too, Joe.
Sweet Jesus.
Wait.
Oh no.
F*** me.
Aye, Sir Dragoroth have
been detained by Minerva.
...The sea hag.
His bewitchment by the siren's
song shall be the nail
thine army wantst,
King Diamond the Red.
We shall see.
Until Evermore.
'Til Evermore.
Eric!
Hung!
Where the f*** are we?
'Tis the kingdom of
Eliphaz, my naive friend.
You shanghaied me and dressed me.
Aye.
It just felt right.
Adventuring is exactly
what thou needst.
"Needst" is not a word.
Where we are, it is.
I'm taking this sh*t off.
Whoa!
Now is not the time
to lose thy nerve,
brave and scorned warrior.
Thou has been recruited to
fight in the glorious army
of Kabedrah.
The epic battle of Evermore.
Come, Sir Hung.
That looks terrible.
My three-year-old nephew
could make a better map.
He's got learning disabilities.
It'll have to do.
You, my friend, are on dragon duty.
Take these...
and make sure that
weeee are good to go.
And Dragon Rider!
Just don't f*** with my stereo.
Grass is nourished by
the blood of heroes.
Hmm?
- Are you listening?
- Yes.
Uh-huh... let's continue.
And here we have Fengyrian Falls.
Oh.
Remember, gentlemen, your
supervision of this script
and the monsters contained within
will make this event come alive.
Follow me now.
Adventures lie waiting
like sleeping dragons!
Hah?
And here we have Novum Castellum!
Ah, each band of
heroes will complete
By gathering at the
plains of Evermore,
of King Diamond and Carey.
Though there will be a big
surprise in store for all.
And as game master, I will be
watching over all of this.
You can think of me as God.
Excuse me a minute.
Ah, Gwen.
Just whom I wanted to see.
I have been watching you these
long battle-swept nights
of the campaign and you
have shown your mettle.
So, verily, the time has come
for you to ascend to
the upper realms.
Oh God.
The game hasn't started
already, has it?
- No.
- We don't have to talk
in Dorkinese yet, do we?
I thought maybe you'd want to be
my assistant head game master
and you could be my right
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