Klovn Forever Page #2

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- Why? Do you have plans?

- I can't go in the water.

The vagina-anus region

has to heal first.

- Oh, right.

- That's what the doctor said.

What... what's this?!

- Have you seen this, honey?

- Yes.

- "Casper sells luxury mansion. "

- He's probably working the market.

Starts over in the States. "I'm all in,"

says the successful entertainer.

- Well, we don't see him much.

- He's had loads of chances to tell me.

Oh, excuse me...

Voice mail. Honey, I'll pop over...

I need to...

What about baby swimming?

You can't go.

- One hour.

- Tops!

Cuckoo!

- Casper?

- Frank? Hi!

- Hi.

- What are you doing here?

- I was reading the paper...

- Okay. Yeah, I'm moving to the States.

- Yes, I saw that.

- I'm heading out now.

I can't even offer you anything.

I'm waiting for my driver.

So, this is probably

your last time here.

- This is insane...

- Don't sit on that. It was just done.

- Weren't you gonna say goodbye?

- I'm no good at that, Frank.

I was just gonna go. You'd be fine here

and 'pling' we'd email each other.

Pictures and stuff.

- But you should say goodbye...

- It's not like we're dating.

No, sure. Thanks a lot.

- But we do stuff together...

- We never do anything together.

- The friendship book.

- It's finished.

- It hasn't been approved yet.

- Then approve it.

But there's other stuff. I have

thousands of ideas for future projects.

We haven't had fun in years.

- I think we have fun.

- When were we last out?

A real night out. A hush-hush night.

When did we last do that?

I'm not blaming you! You've got

your hands full with the kids and Mia.

You're a family man!

But I'm in a different place.

There's nothing here for me!

So I'm taking off.

Could you grab the bird?

- Will you take it to Iben?

- Aren't you taking it with you?

I can't bring it to the States.

So, could you take it to Iben's?

It's her week.

We have shared custody.

Take care.

Bye-bye.

Alright? Bye-bye.

Say hi to the family.

- Hi, Iben, I was to bring this to you.

- 'Bring'?

- From Casper. Your shared cockatoo.

- Never heard about it. I don't want it.

- Then why did he say it's yours?

- I can't help it if you fell for that.

- I think it belongs here.

- No, it doesn't. There. Go.

Tell him that when he's man enough

to look after his daughter -

- I'll consider looking after his

lame peacock for five minutes.

But until then, he can go f*** himself.

Take the damn chicken away!

- Oh my God, what now?

- I can't handle talking about it.

And I can't handle that you're not here

in time for baby swimming.

You say:
1, 2, 3.

Lift the baby -

- and push it gently

to the other parent.

- I'm relatively shaken, honey.

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