Kite

I've never seen her before.

Well, that's moderately

perplexing, isn't it?

'Cause she says she knows your partner.

You Kratsov's partner?

Well, allow me to rephrase that,

because unless you're in business

with a bloody great pile of meat,

former partner would be the proper

mot juste in this case, wouldn't it?

Kratsov meets lots of girls.

He's a trolley.

I can't vouch for her.

You can't vouch for much, can you?

We... we foray here with a great

expenditure of time and money,

of which the latter you've gladly partaken.

And then you tell me

someone's cocked Kratsov

and you've got no talent to sell,

and then this girl shows up

bandying my name about.

You're useless as a codless wank,

aren't you, Jeppie?

Well, go on. Search her.

Give me her purse.

Oh.

I like that. Naughty, naughty.

Oh, right. You come well

equipped, don't you?

I'm inclined to say we let this young lady

do her dog and pony for me old man.

And if he gives her the thumbs up,

then we book her.

We'll at least have one girl,

then, won't we, Jeppie?

I mean, one is better than none.

I've just come from your competitor.

Staggie. Staggie.

And that rubbish he's peddling,

nothing but Numbers gang skanks

straight off the street.

So I will expect quality merchandise

or a full refund on the advance, Jeppie.

I told you, Kratsov trollies the girls.

He handles the money.

You find our cash

or I'll shove this pen up your bloody

nasal passage into your frontal lobe.

Are you gonna get me on

the shipment or not?

Oh, don't worry, pet.

You'll love me old man, Clive.

Much nuts, he is.

Right, off to see Staggie.

You all right in there, boss?

Dead keen.

Ooh, I'll do what you want me to

You can turn me inside out

You make me feel so tied up

Oh, like an animal

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