Kissing Darkness Page #2

[LAUGHING]

Another round!

Ooh,

Oh, oh!

R's all gone!

Stupid!

Stow!

Every last drop.

No!

We need more!

Vlad? Where does

daddy keep more at?

Yeah Vlad, you got anymore?

Candy!

Dinnertime!

Tasty taste surprise!

You're such a crack whore!

Am I the only one who's

not drunk around here?

Maybe if you weren't on a liquid

diet to begin with?!

Who doesn't know he is drunk?

Meat? No! Salad? No,

give him a straw and

a bottle, you know.

[LAUGHING]

Seriously?

I like... definitely could use

another drink... Vladly?

[STRANGE NOISES]

Do you guys hear something?

Yeah, I think my dad has

an entire box somewhere.

From the family reunion,

last summer.

Someone'; coming?!

Not yet!

[LAUGHS]

So Ash,"

Do you still wet the bed?

You know I stopped that

like a year...

...a year ago?

I solved that two years ago!

Well don't...

Water sports can be hot.

See, Vlad is loosening up

as we speak.

[LAUGHING]

See, I told you he would.

[LAUGHING]

Alcohol has a way of loosening

up the tightest of asses.

[MUMBLING]

Now".

If only the hot ones weren't

always such "closet" cases,

we'd be on the right track!

[LAUGHING]

You guys want to play a game?

Spin the bottle?

I thought we only played that

when we were at home alone...

Maybe later. Now screw off!

Oh, hell no!

Witches used to use

that to summon the devil!

You put that exactly

back where you found it.

Why does your family have

a Ouija board?

A few Halloweens ago, my Dad

thought it would be a good idea

to celebrate by scaring us.

Some family...

Explains why you need help.

[LAUGHS]

So what do you guys say?

My dad always said

these woods were haunted.

I say you march that discount

jeaned-ass of yours

back down the hallway and put it

back where you found it!

Do it now!

I don't want to see it.

Come on, Sky, live a little!

The gummy bears want to play!

And, do what?

Summon some hot buff demon

who will screw your brains out

and then just like

slip your throat open?

No!

Put it back where you found it!

Come on now, who's being the...

What's the term you guys use?

"Drama Queen"?

Oh no, he did not!

[LAUGHS]

Jock Boy's first queer-talk.

Wow!

Better be careful Skylar,

he might just be ready yet.

My dad used to tell us

these woods were haunted...

---by a girl.

Malice Valeria.

I knew a girl who had that once.

That was her name dumb-ass,

not a disease.

Oh...

See, there was this girl... She

was obsessed with the devil...

witchcraft!

All that torture pom sh*t.

Real nut case".

Especially in the bedroom!

Bath salt crazy"

Let me tell you.

How original!

Let me finish!

Years ago...

she invited a few friends

to go camping

and then to celebrate a small

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