Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Page #2

Synopsis: A petty thief posing as an actor is brought to Los Angeles for an unlikely audition and finds himself in the middle of a murder investigation along with his high school dream girl and a detective who's been training him for his upcoming role...
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Shane Black
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  5 wins & 16 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.6
Metacritic:
72
Rotten Tomatoes:
85%
R
Year:
2005
103 min
$4,200,000
Website
421 Views


and then help little sis.

Before he died...

...the guy who wrote the books

said Johnny was a joke.

He wrote it for money,

and it was bullshit.

Harmony ignored this. She knew better.

I mean, who the hell was he?

He was just a writer.

And that's how she got

to the same party as me-

Oh, sh*t. I skipped something.

Damn it. This robot bit.

I made a big deal, then I forgot.

F***, bad narrating.

Like my dad telling a joke.

"Oh, wait, back up. I forgot to tell you

the cowboy rode a blue horse. " F***.

I don't know if you want to see it now,

but here's the f***ing robot stuff.

Can I say "f***" more?

Now back to Protocop,

starring Jeff Neal.

What the-?

Oh, my God.

Hey!

Sources close to Neal, who has not

worked as an actor in two years...

...say he seemed despondent

earlier tonight...

...during a rerun of Protocop.

The actor, who still retains a costume

he wore on the show...

...allegedly dressed up...

...stumbled down the bike path and

wandered into this Venice Beach house...

...where aspiring actress Harmony Faith

Lane was shocked to discover him.

I'd jog by, "Hi, hello, " you know,

that sort of thing.

- Who's this?

- I feel for the guy.

This city can't get enough

of messing with people.

Like putting a whoopee cushion

on the seat of an electric chair.

- Like that.

- They always do this.

You can never see below the waist.

It's like a Playmate in 1964.

It was always behind the bedpost

or there's a shadow. You never-

What am I telling you for?

Invite her to something.

And there it was. Bingo.

Destiny.

You know what,

you better be her doctor.

Walk away. Don't think, just do it.

What, are you her brother or something?

It's none of your business, man.

- I will f*** you up.

- No, you'll try.

And that little experiment

will end in tears, my friend.

So again, for the cheap seats,

do not think, walk the f*** away.

Or let's you and me

go outside right now.

It's past my bedtime.

Make a choice.

A**hole.

You all right?

Yeah.

Thanks, bro.

One day,

I'll actually learn how to fight.

- Perry Van Shrike.

- Hey. Harry Lockhart.

I heard about you. You're

the whatchamacallit, the consultant.

- You must be- Anyway....

- Gay Perry?

Yeah. Right.

Dabney calls you that.

- I guess you guys are old buddies.

- Five years.

Wow, five years.

- Still gay?

- Me? No.

I'm knee-deep in p*ssy. I just like the

name so much, I can't get rid of it.

You should know better than to fall

asleep at a party. There's freaks here.

Dabney wants you

to take detective lessons.

- Come again?

- For your acting.

I've got surveillance tomorrow.

You game?

What's the person like? Crime lord?

Please. I'm guessing some sad,

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Shane Black

Shane Black (born December 16, 1961) is an American screenwriter, director, producer, and actor. He wrote such late 1980s and early 1990s action movie hits as Lethal Weapon (1987) and made his directorial debut with the film Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005). His acting credits include Predator (1987). more…

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