Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Page #2
and then help little sis.
Before he died...
...the guy who wrote the books
said Johnny was a joke.
He wrote it for money,
and it was bullshit.
Harmony ignored this. She knew better.
I mean, who the hell was he?
He was just a writer.
And that's how she got
to the same party as me-
Oh, sh*t. I skipped something.
Damn it. This robot bit.
I made a big deal, then I forgot.
F***, bad narrating.
Like my dad telling a joke.
"Oh, wait, back up. I forgot to tell you
the cowboy rode a blue horse. " F***.
I don't know if you want to see it now,
but here's the f***ing robot stuff.
Can I say "f***" more?
Now back to Protocop,
starring Jeff Neal.
What the-?
Oh, my God.
Hey!
Sources close to Neal, who has not
worked as an actor in two years...
...say he seemed despondent
earlier tonight...
...during a rerun of Protocop.
The actor, who still retains a costume
he wore on the show...
...allegedly dressed up...
...stumbled down the bike path and
wandered into this Venice Beach house...
...where aspiring actress Harmony Faith
Lane was shocked to discover him.
I'd jog by, "Hi, hello, " you know,
that sort of thing.
- Who's this?
- I feel for the guy.
This city can't get enough
of messing with people.
Like putting a whoopee cushion
on the seat of an electric chair.
- Like that.
- They always do this.
You can never see below the waist.
It's like a Playmate in 1964.
It was always behind the bedpost
or there's a shadow. You never-
What am I telling you for?
Invite her to something.
And there it was. Bingo.
Destiny.
You know what,
you better be her doctor.
Walk away. Don't think, just do it.
What, are you her brother or something?
It's none of your business, man.
- I will f*** you up.
- No, you'll try.
And that little experiment
will end in tears, my friend.
So again, for the cheap seats,
do not think, walk the f*** away.
Or let's you and me
It's past my bedtime.
Make a choice.
A**hole.
You all right?
Yeah.
Thanks, bro.
One day,
I'll actually learn how to fight.
- Perry Van Shrike.
- Hey. Harry Lockhart.
the whatchamacallit, the consultant.
- You must be- Anyway....
- Gay Perry?
Yeah. Right.
Dabney calls you that.
- I guess you guys are old buddies.
- Five years.
Wow, five years.
- Still gay?
- Me? No.
I'm knee-deep in p*ssy. I just like the
name so much, I can't get rid of it.
You should know better than to fall
asleep at a party. There's freaks here.
Dabney wants you
to take detective lessons.
- Come again?
- For your acting.
I've got surveillance tomorrow.
You game?
What's the person like? Crime lord?
Please. I'm guessing some sad,
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