King Cobra Page #2

and I'm gorgeous

- Hey.

- Hey.

- What are you doin'?

- Homework.

- That sucks.

- Yeah.

This book

doesn't even make any sense.

- Maybe you should

take a break.

- What do you mean?

My girlfriend's out of town.

That's what I mean.

I've never done this before.

It's okay. I'll show you how.

'Cause you're filthy

Ooh and I'm gorgeous

Gorgeous

'Cause you're filthy

Ooh and I'm gorgeous

Gorgeous

You're disgusting

Ooh and you're nasty

And you can grab me

Ooh 'cause you're nasty

When you're an acid junkie

college flunky

Dirty puppy daddy bastard

'Cause you're filthy

Ooh and I'm gorgeous

Gorgeous

You're disgusting

Ooh and you're nasty

- How you doin'?

- Have you heard of this guy,

Brent Corrigan?

His videos are selling

like hotcakes.

- How do hotcakes sell?

- Fast, very fast

because they're

so warm and delicious.

- He's got nothin' on you,

baby.

Just wait till

I make you a star.

- Then I can get my new car?

A Viper, red.

- There's my boy.

That's what I like.

Hungry like daddy, huh?

We just gotta save up

a little bit more money.

So you gotta be extra nice

to your clients, alright?

Who's daddy's

little piggy bank?

Hm?

- Joe.

- Who's daddy's

little piggy bank?

Where's my little piggy bank?

Oh! There's the piggy.

There's the piggy.

Where's my piggy?

Where's my piggy?

Where's my piggy?

Come on.

Work out like a man!

Don't be a little b*tch, Harlow!

- Yes, sir!

- No little b*tches!

- No little b*tches.

- No little b*tches!

- No little b*tches!

- No little b*tches!

- No little b*tches.

- No little b*tches!

Wow.

- Stop. Stop. Stop.

You know how much

I love my tan lines.

Are you gonna behave tonight?

- Yes.

- No passionate kissing

and no..

- No anal.

- ...anal.

What?

- Oh, f***.

Ah, f***!

- Shaney, come on.

Don't you want these shrimpies?

Come on.

- Hoo!

- Yeah.

Come on, get these shrimpies.

- Oh.

- Smell good, huh? Yeah.

- I ran a mile for you.

Tell me again about the navy.

- So many sweaty, horny men.

- Orgies?

- Hm, I wish.

But the military

is a straight man's world.

That is just the way it is.

- Do you love me

the way you love Joe?

- Of course I do, baby.

- I wish I saved you

like he did.

- Hm, you know,

he doesn't like it

when I talk to clients

about our personal life.

- I'll get off faster.

- Just tell me again

about the navy.

- Alright.

Well, I thought that was who

I was supposed to be

but I was wrong.

And Joe helped me

get honorary discharge

for being a fag.

- A -- A -- A what?

- A f*ggot.

- There you go.

That was a huge load.

You've been saving up for me,

huh?

- Oh, yeah.

- Thank you.

See you next week.

Come on. I'll walk you out.

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