King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table Page #2

Let's go.

Maybe I should just get surgery.

Surgery is just a

temporary solution.

What I offer is much

more permanent.

Good. 'Cause I can't fly to Bangkok

every week like your rich clients can.

Don't worry.

I never charge family.

We're second cousins who haven't

seen each other in five years.

I mean, that hardly

counts as family.

Well, I'm an only child,

so I'll take what I can get.

Then you should join us!

It's really just an excuse to reunite

the black sheep of the family and

catch up with some old friends.

I can't.

We're booked solid with a football team,

soccer team... whatever you all call it.

And you're still tense.

What's bothering you?

I was supposed to find out about a

promotion before I came out here.

But so far, nothing.

Looks like I'll always

be a grunt.

Maybe you need a change.

To what?

Sword fighter for hire?

Bro. Really?

What are you doing here?

You missed breakfast. Everybody was there.

I did the scene from Lionheart.

And I'm telling you,

I was pretty spot on.

-How did you find me?

-Jenna told me.

And again, who is this "Sir Motorboat"

you're talking about? Really?

I don't have time for this.

Nice to see you guys.

Catch up tonight?

I got swords!

-I'll try! I'll try.

-I got these swords.

-So I expect for you to be there.

-Look, I'll try.

It's been way too long.

-Well, I'm going to take you up on it.

-All right.

So, I can't even

slide you a tip?

No. Just pay me by making the family

proud and by moving to Bangkok, yeah?

-All right. Deal.

-All right. See you.

We've got a busy day

ahead of us. Don't overdo it.

I'm fine.

-I can call in a replacement.

-I told you I'm fine.

Elaine, the

soccer team is here.

We can rest before

we go inside.

No. The Excalibur

is inside.

Once I have it back,

I'll never know pain again.

Can I help you?

What is it that you help

people with here?

Sports therapy. Massages.

A house of whores.

It's not as bad as I thought.

Why would a sword be in here?

A sword?

Yes. A very large sword.

We have nothing like that here.

Yes, you do.

And how could you be so

sure of that?

Call it a mother's instinct.

Umm. Helen, see to our guests.

I'll be back.

Is this structure

apt for our use?

Minimal exits. Solid build.

Population of 8.

All fit and healthy.

Suitable specimens

for implantation?

I think so.

Especially this one.

Come on, Tasha!

You guys know, there's no

losers in this dojo.

But we have to have a winner.

So she is... Tasha Baron,

of the house Tristan.

Make some noise.

I was undefeated before

our match.

I won't tell if you won't.

And I mean it, don't tell.

If my probation officer finds out I was

handling a weapon, he'll freak out.

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